Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
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Today, as I was shampooing my hair in the shower, the power went out. Since my house has well water, no power means no water. FML
Oddly specific insomnia
Today, the power went out. Thankfully, it was early in the morning so I should've been able to sleep through it. Then I realized I have an impossible time sleeping during power outages. FML
Outage
Today, there was a power outage at my apartment. I ended up deciding that the power wasn't going to come on any time soon, and that I should go to a hotel for the night. Just after I unpacked at the hotel, my neighbor called to say the power had come back. FML
Today, a strong storm knocked the power out at our office. I was dismissed five hours early, had my desk locked up and was walking toward the doors to leave when the power came back on. FML
Today, the power went out at school. If it's out for more than twenty minutes, standard procedure is to let us go home. They came back on almost nineteen minutes later. FML
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Snow Day
Today, my power went out due to a huge snow storm. I was in desperate need of candles and flashlights. I had to walk to the store since the roads were closed. I walked 4 miles in the blizzard. When I got home, the power came back on. FML
Damp, dark night
Today, I'm staying in a hotel. The power went out while I was having a shower. So I waited for it to come back on, until an announcement came over the fire alarm, "Due to generating failure, the power will be off for the rest of the night. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused, and have a good night." FML
Likely story
Today, I was doing an online live exam with the camera on when the power suddenly went out. FML
Is that even legal?
Today, I had a really good day out just to come home right before the electricity company closed for the day, to find out my payment hadn’t gone through and they'd turned it off. FML
Top comments
hedgerow 0
you can't make lunch without electricity? WTF man. that's pathetic
Residence_fml 4
I think your school finds it a proper excuse why you were late if you didn't make it in the end. It sounds like the black out wasn't only in your house so they can even look it up if it is that horrible your late
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Comments (155)
sugarhighwhoo 3
LOL @ 9 if you're serious. You are retarded. You don't need ELECTRICITY to shower, water is through plumbing. lmfao
FMylifeAlltheTim_fml 0
lol pay the electric bill!
hales12 0
15- mine needs power to work. I have a well.it won't turn on otherwise. geez.
mattman1994 0
ever heard of a flashlight?
x_Cupcakes 0
Lol, that sucks.
tboudre 0
so? how in the world did this make FML?
JBmm 0
there isn't any daylight before school? and i dont know about you, but I make my lunch te night before...
ImaginaryFoe 1
I wondered about that. Do you go to night school, OP? How difficult is it to make a sandwich in the dark or the daylight or in the two minutes before you had to leave?
LilAfo 4
maybe op lives in a place where there's no windows :/
PaintTheStars 2
maybe it was six am and still dark.
ImaginaryFoe 1
That is all possible but it doesn't explain how OP can shower in the dark but not make lunch or why OP couldn't make lunch in that two minutes.
Pinkgal123 24
He might not have a window in the bathroom. I don't.
gotham25 0
not possible u need electric for water pump to work
hales12 0
31- I know! people are giving me shit for it. that's what I was trying to say.
jemmmaa 0
boo hoo.
CyclonePsycho 1
Depends on how your water and electricity works.
FYLDeep 26
Not for most people. City water has pressure. Maybe if you have a private well?
RedPillSucks 33
Where we live as soon as you're out of the city limits you're on well water. A lot of people have that down here, and we're still in civilization, or a close approximation of it.
RODEOqueen 0
My water heater runs on gas, so I have hot water when the power is out. And I grew up in a house with a well. When the power was out the pump wouldn't work. Don't call someone stupid unless you know what you're talking about.
bustaqueef 0
YDI for having a well.