By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 16:32 - Argentina

Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML
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Same thing different taste

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uridea 14

tell her you love how she stares haha

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redbluegreen 40

Lesbians aren't like the Easter bunny; they do exist.

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linzb752 0

sounds Luke you're going to have a fun two years, op

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TheDrifter 23

Just doesn't look right when it's not autocorrected to iPhone. The capital P just gives it that air of pretentiousness.

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blaze_1492 0

You seem cool Is this how you add friends or become friends?

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uridea 14

lol you enjoy creepy people staring as you sleep huh?

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Leva_fml 0

Yes. your life sucks. indeed. That's just creepy

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funzcpl 0

whoa! explain boundaries!

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yanna227 0

do something creepy back....stand by the bathroom door and say I love how you poop when she comes out

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kiwi00 0

Maybe the creepy roommate would be in to that and then will start pooping with the door open.

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