By Remember the parking brake - 06/10/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love in the backseat. Being in the moment we didn't notice the car moving. We DID notice the pole that stopped us though. FML
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FMLephant 2

You don't make love in the car, you Fuck in the car!

Jessi2487 0

need insurance? there's an app for that.


Jessi2487 0

need insurance? there's an app for that.

kwmfl 4

Stop saying there's an app for everything. We already know!

H8rSk8r 0

I hope that pole had insurance...

Jessi2487 0

12- i wanna make sure everyone knows! gosh!

i know she probably had her hands full, but she could have just pulled the stick that stops the action too. <3

Schizomaniac 24

Silly number 13, poles cannot have insurance.

#13funny,#1 yeah this app thing is getting annoying

Sanchez2021 0

What a square!!!

Getting Jessi to stfu with the "theres an app for that" stuff, I guess theres not an app for that.

missmurderx 8

hello, number one. I have the same necklace as you. twins?! :) :P

benny2465 0

13 nope ops gf will need more poles to afford that

XD Rock the house. Luvin' must be good!

is there an app for u to MSG me ;)

DancinChikk 0

What isnt there an app for!??

littlemissdqgirl 8

wow, lol. Forget the parking brake?

paid2think 0

Lol or maybe they were both fat and moved it side to side :p

littlemissdqgirl 8

lol! sad! It could happen tho I'm sure. Yiks:/

if the pic is really you your rly pretty

kaitlinthecutie 0


nope sorry better luck next time :)

rpvia 0

which "pole" did your girlfriend notice more

FMLephant 2

You don't make love in the car, you Fuck in the car!

you got it wrong mate, guys fuck in cars, women make love in cars.

cbr600_fml 0

20-you are wrong my friend everybody fucks in a car. you make love on a bed with candles and rose pedals all over the place.

fits138 0

that's what I was thinking! bahaha

destineydeon 0

I was thinking the same thing. and this sounds fake.

Making love depends more upon who you're with, not where you are.

Thank you! Amen

neonsugarXx 0

32=win x3

YFDI!!! but that is hilarious !!

Your picture terrifies me...even without all the doodles on it, it would terrify me. *shivers*

omg what did you do to Miley!!

omg what did you do to Miley!!

IAreStarfeesh 0

A wild Miley has appeared! Charizard, cast mountain! OH NOES! She made it move!!!

That'll be a fun one to explain to your insurance company. I'd be so embarrassed, and probably lie.

drizzt6895 0

did you keep going after you hit the pole?

831_salas 0

haha yes they were lyk "ehh, might as well"

62- I see your spelling hasn't improved at all

DrainedOfSanity 4

Get a room.

Was the car jerking off since it moved by itself?