Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
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Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, after a bad head cold, my boyfriend woke up, shambled to the bathroom and sniffled. He then pulled the biggest booger I've ever seen out of his nose; it looked like a giant slug. He took a picture, then set it as his lock screen. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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chlorinegreen 27
You should of looked at yourself before logging on. Not trying to be captain obvious or anything.
vtoslayer_fml 8
messy hair and a mans shirt is only sexy if you woke up next to him. ydi.
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Comments (75)
xgetxbentx 13
ydi for not looking in the mirror.
thatswhayshesaid 0
At least he was being honest. And myabe you should look at yourself in the mirror before you just skype with him. Duh de jour
06_fml 0
Ew wash your face in the morning !!!! you probably had crusty eyes n drool on your lips still too lol you really know the way to man's heart right :p *ugh*
rayrayray23 1
hahahahahahaha (:
rayrayray23 1
you need a mirror(:
marqn001 9
today my girlfriend went on skype to find herself with a booger from her nose to cheek.fyl
sarahbear992 6
sounds so very classy. you should think of looking in a mirror next time...
heathermarie5 0
Okay, so next time he ignores it and you walk around with a booger on your face. At least he told you. Ydi it for being ungrateful.
TheEpicPies 15
Disgusting!
HeartOfLead 24
Eat it very slowly and sexily while looking him in the eyes then when you're done, lick your lips, blow him a kiss, and sign out.
bridgetD14 4
Hey at least he wanted to Skype with you