Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
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Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, after a bad head cold, my boyfriend woke up, shambled to the bathroom and sniffled. He then pulled the biggest booger I've ever seen out of his nose; it looked like a giant slug. He took a picture, then set it as his lock screen. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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chlorinegreen 27
You should of looked at yourself before logging on. Not trying to be captain obvious or anything.
vtoslayer_fml 8
messy hair and a mans shirt is only sexy if you woke up next to him. ydi.
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Comments (75)
10_4Franky 0
Hahaha! Another win for boners.
fthku 13
You just woke up, don't you think you should check yourself first? even if it was your boyfriend. YDI.
aimdya 5
I just wanna say get over it already, so you had a booger first thing when you woke up, who cares, wipe it off and get on with your life. if he was nice about it the hey you got a keeper, if he was an ass then it's probably time to break up with him. I don't honestly see how having him see you with a booger on your face is a bad thing cause if this is the guy you wanna be with he's gonna see you at your worst and one little booger difinitely aint your worst, get over it.
sadielady95 0
Agreed!
cmyk 19
^ This!
RosedFairy1 0
I seem to find your comments on every single FML I look at. Do you, like, have no friends? XD
THEmuffinpan 0
You read the comments to see them, and it only takes a few seconds more to comment on them... So, do you have no friends? o.O
BWill9014 4
You're ****** stupid 34
kslay318 0
Obviously the person who is asking another person if they have no friends because they have seen there comments everywhere is the same way.. Your sitting there reading and noticing all his comments
ElectricGhost_fml 5
hahahaha #1
varkey 7
nasty, how did u not notice that
taelorrae011 0
maybe look in a mirror first?
smashgrab 0
Nasty ho.
elizabeth705 0
who wouldnt notice that?? ydi.