Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, after a bad head cold, my boyfriend woke up, shambled to the bathroom and sniffled. He then pulled the biggest booger I've ever seen out of his nose; it looked like a giant slug. He took a picture, then set it as his lock screen. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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chlorinegreen 27
You should of looked at yourself before logging on. Not trying to be captain obvious or anything.
vtoslayer_fml 8
messy hair and a mans shirt is only sexy if you woke up next to him. ydi.
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Comments (75)
elizabeth705 0
lol, nice. p.s. you picture scares me.
TeenieAmerica 9
Really? Uh, you sorta deserve it for not looking in the mirror. I always look in the mirror before I video chat to make sure I look decent, especially if I just woke up. But to the people who have said that guys don't think messy hair is attractive, trust me, plenty do. I dunno about the big T-shirt though. If it had been me, I would have just removed the T-shirt first. After checking in the mirror, of course.
Driveshaft 5
oh yeah, love me some big t-shirts, nuttin sexier...except damn near anything else! ydi
yukiko82 0
Maybe next time take a quick look in the mirror first...
XxXColourmeKitte 0
+1 internetz to you boners
stevenmx86 8
And for the future, a lot of guys found Ke$ha disgusting and it sounds like she was your inspiration so, at least a glance in the mirror is in order..
CheetosLibrary 0
ew. Please check your self next time. Obviously.
cupcakemonster10_fml 0
how did it even get there!?!?!?!
AnnyPants22 0
That... does not sound sexy at all. Even sans snot.
Zks20 0
Everyone has no heart!! xD