Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
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Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML
Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
Today, I slept on the couch last night. Not because of an angry significant other, but because my bedroom was absolutely freezing, thanks to the wind. It was like a giant freezer. Even fully cocooning myself in blankets with a sweater on didn't work. I should get a space heater. FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
Today, my parents have kept their bet going about not turning the heat on all season. I woke up this morning to it being the same temperature inside as it was outside. It's snowing out there. FML
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badlogo 0
Why would your mom open a window when it's cold enough to snow there, and the heat is broken?
swaneh 0
Maybe she wanted a snow angel? :D Oh, I crack myself up. In my mind, anyway.
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Comments (56)
grrrarrrg2 2
Why the hell would your mom open the window when its that cold and no heat? And why dont you have screens in your windows? This seems kinda fishy but still very possible. If so FYL!
Luckster 0
There are SOME Moms, like my boyfriends', who open the windows, no matter how flippin cold it is outside, just to "Let some air in".
littlexlion 4
Yeah, it could be what #21 said about letting some air in. I know some people's room have a funky smell, so a window is opened in attempt to let the funk out. Haha, I did have a screen in my bedroom window, and then my dad busted it out by mistake when trying to fix a hole.
abbypaige4 0
it could've been stuffy that day, and just gotten cold at night. And, at least in my family, you take the screens down in the winter because there is not use for them. They are only to keep out bugs, which there aren't very many of in winter.
potatopeeler 0
There was a blizzard warning for the entire day and Friday night, along with weather forecasts the week before. In this case, you don't open a window just to "let some air in."
tdwprulezd00d 0
gotta love long island
HiFi17 0
You're lucky you only have 20 inches, i live on Long island, and i got 3 feet!
tdwprulezd00d 0
I live on LI too and we only got 2 feet....
blastvortex 4
It looks like it's time for that visit to Child Protective Services....
Notastalker 0
today I was covered in snow cause I'm a ****** hobo. FML... douche.
flemhead 0
I was thinking that too
in_wonderland 1
oh shit. that's kinda hilarious though i would be so disoriented
floating 2
I don't know if I believe this. I live in NY too, and while it is true that most of the blizzard happened overnight, it had been snowing steadily since about noon the day before. At least six inches happened before anyone would go to sleep. I say fake. Unless his mom opened the window sometime in the night.
poeticpunk77 0
He may live in upstate NY or something. I live in CT and we got 6 inches where I am while my friend who lives about 40 minute away got 15 inches.
Stumblebum30 5
20 inches of snow piled on your bed from an open window?that's almost 2 ft of snow. highly unlikely there would have been that much on your bed before you would of woke up. the snow would ha e covered your head too. not just the bed.
Anteezy 7
you would definitely feel the weight of 20 inches of snow piled on your chest or back, so this might not be a complete fake but probably an exaggeration.