Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML
Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
Today, I slept on the couch last night. Not because of an angry significant other, but because my bedroom was absolutely freezing, thanks to the wind. It was like a giant freezer. Even fully cocooning myself in blankets with a sweater on didn't work. I should get a space heater. FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
Today, my parents have kept their bet going about not turning the heat on all season. I woke up this morning to it being the same temperature inside as it was outside. It's snowing out there. FML
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badlogo 0
Why would your mom open a window when it's cold enough to snow there, and the heat is broken?
swaneh 0
Maybe she wanted a snow angel? :D Oh, I crack myself up. In my mind, anyway.
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Comments (56)
adnaus23 0
Assuming you're alive and not hospitalized due to frostbite (in which case you wouldn't be posting to FML), I have no sympathy for you.
Shedoow 0
I can imagine sleeping through that! because at no point he said that there was exactly 20 inches on HIM! outside it snowed for 20 inches.. Maybe only like 5 inches fell through the open window! And on top of that! when you are under a blanket its very warm! and that warmth will cool down slowly! so i can get that u don't wake up because of a Slow! change in temperature!
xxreikoxx 31
Well, THAT sucks...who goes and opens up a window when it's cold out (besides me, because I can't stand the heat), especially when the heat was broken? OP, your mom failed at common sense. Don't you guys have screens, or did she open those, too? Is she going to pay for your NyQuil, too?
Cheerbaby016 0
Hahahahaha wow that suckksss. how di u not notice it was soo cold earlier haha :)
ColdGold 6
Your mom opens the window when it's snowing outside?
Fsilverio 0
Wow you can tell this is fake because if snow was on his body for that long he'd either of woken up earlier than the morning or be dead due to his body temperature being too low.
Dilwann 27
The snow wasn't ON his body, he was likely under a cover... or two. So he wouldn't have frozen. And not waking up is possible as well.
leadrunner751 3
what a dumbass
Uranus_fml 0
:O That is So Cool.
shoopshoop 3
Doesn't snow melt..
Dilwann 27
Not if the room is colder than 1 degree Celsius.
KatlynBrooke 27
What is wrong with your mom?!