By whoslade - 28/06/2012 17:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Why? Who? Where? How? Why: You have no luck (hence the FML) Who: A turtle named Henry (the attacker) Where: Probably a bed of sorts How: Falcon punch by Henry's flipper. All questions answered.

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rcgirl2 11

Well if a guy punched you in the balls punch them back.

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PrimeEvilTahir 24

What if the 'guy' was actually his ninja ex-girlfriend, or Noor, or any woman for that matter?

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TheDrifter 23

Then it's foreplay. If you're into that kind of thing.

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PrimeEvilTahir 24

Am I the only one who had a hell of a time opening this FML on the iPhone? And here I thought the iPhone had a good touch response :-(

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Bonzer 2

No, it must be your phone. Im on the iphone and I got it first try.

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elephantom12 9

Pro tip: click on the FML above or below and use the up or down arrow in the top right corner to get to the smaller FML's.

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hurrican_fml 0

That's a silly way to wake up. Try getting an alarm clock.

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gabrayal 10

this was the top comment of another fml. the one that said that the guy woke up to his car being stolen.

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olpally 32

A punch to the balls... That person must love you! I got kicked in the balls with a girl's heel... Could always be worse op... Then again, that's horrible no matter how you get hit there. Fyl :/

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Archay 13

I think that's a fetish getting kicked in the balls I don't know for certain. Well I guess rule 34.

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olpally 32

If it's a fetish.. That's a pretty horrible one... Lol

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olpally 32

I imagine op saying what your profile pic is saying... Lmao

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gman90210 18

How do you see OPs profile or pic? I can't on my iphone

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JustKittyKat 24

Anyone wonder if perhaps he deserves this? O.o I mean, you'd have to be below scum to punch someone in the balls...especially as a wake up! What did you do?! We need details!

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whosladygaga 7

In this case, I didn't do anything the person who committed the crime didn't have a reason they just felt like being a dick.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

I hope you put the perpetrator to sleep, if you know what I mean.

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hockeyoceancity 13

Tuck him in and read him a night time time story? I was thinking it too! That'll teach the person!

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Jordan740 6

29 - Please elaborate.

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kerr888 0

No I don't what do you mean? Seriously?

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kerr888 0

Well I guess u will not be spreading your seed very soon

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comeatmebroo6254 1

I kinda wish more FMLs explained why they happened.

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