Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML
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Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, I remember that I changed my phone lock password when I was still half asleep this morning, but I don't remember what I changed it to. FML
Today, I finally password-protected my phone, to protect it from my friends' favorite game: stealing it and sending stupid texts, and hijacking my Facebook. They quickly found a new game. My phone is now locked for 24 hours due to too many attempts to guess the password. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for changing my phone's password, like I thought she would try to access my phone without telling me. When I pointed out she could only know I changed it by trying to unlock it behind my back, she took the sandwich I'd just made and fed it to the dog. FML
Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage. He couldn't figure out the password. FML
Today, I told my husband that we should write down all our passwords so we don't forget them. Later, after he'd left, I pulled out his password sheet to do a little snooping, only to learn that he'd written them in some sort of bizarre cipher. What's he hiding? FML
Today, I was playing with my phone and turned it on lock mode. I changed my lock code a few months ago, so that no one would be able to guess it. Turns out I can't guess it either. FML
Today, my wife, being very considerate, bought me a new phone for my birthday. That would be fine and dandy if cops didn't then enter my house and say I stole it. Turns out my wife paid $900 from MY credit card to the person who stole the phone. FML
Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account. I don't know which is worse: finding out your husband is cheating on you with several people, or finding his password includes his ex-girlfriend's name. FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
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Top comments
its2lu 11
Well, have you?
Welshite 40
Whatever happened to couples who talk and get through difficult times together? Everyone is so sue and "dump him/her" happy. It's sad.
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Comments (132)
ThatsLifeThough 6
THAT'S GENIUS! You're wife is a feisty one ;) I like her already !
riashah 14
Maybe you should do the same to her phone :p
udolipixie 2
YDI for looking at your phone more than you talk to her. I doubt she's never mentioned this before as I find most guys tend to whine about gals 'nagging' which often is a gal voicing her concerns/complaints about the relationship and what she wants changed/done. So likely she's been nagging you about it, you ignore it, and she resorted to this. In my opinion her actions aren't a FML as the few remaining married gals I know would have handed you divorce papers though in my opinion that probably would have been more suited as it seems you two have quite a sucky relationship.
Jeffy91 28
If I were you, Id tell her to be more interesting so that way you'll be tempted to talk to her instead of looking at your phone. haha
eat_eat_eat 4
my parents are like this, my dad's always on his phone during dinner, special occasions and practically every waking moment and it drives my mum insane. We have a no phones rule during meal times and special occasions now.
SonofMnemosyne 20
He doesn't deserve being locked out of his phone even if he doesn't pay attention to his wife. She should've just spoke to him before doing something so drastic.