Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, I remember that I changed my phone lock password when I was still half asleep this morning, but I don't remember what I changed it to. FML
Today, I finally password-protected my phone, to protect it from my friends' favorite game: stealing it and sending stupid texts, and hijacking my Facebook. They quickly found a new game. My phone is now locked for 24 hours due to too many attempts to guess the password. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for changing my phone's password, like I thought she would try to access my phone without telling me. When I pointed out she could only know I changed it by trying to unlock it behind my back, she took the sandwich I'd just made and fed it to the dog. FML
Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage. He couldn't figure out the password. FML
Today, I told my husband that we should write down all our passwords so we don't forget them. Later, after he'd left, I pulled out his password sheet to do a little snooping, only to learn that he'd written them in some sort of bizarre cipher. What's he hiding? FML
Today, I was playing with my phone and turned it on lock mode. I changed my lock code a few months ago, so that no one would be able to guess it. Turns out I can't guess it either. FML
Today, my wife, being very considerate, bought me a new phone for my birthday. That would be fine and dandy if cops didn't then enter my house and say I stole it. Turns out my wife paid $900 from MY credit card to the person who stole the phone. FML
Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account. I don't know which is worse: finding out your husband is cheating on you with several people, or finding his password includes his ex-girlfriend's name. FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
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Top comments
its2lu 11
Well, have you?
Welshite 40
Whatever happened to couples who talk and get through difficult times together? Everyone is so sue and "dump him/her" happy. It's sad.
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Comments (132)
blueknight1st 26
This is easy to fix. Plug the phone into your computer and delete everything then use a backup to restore your phone.
hobojo69 23
Well dude don't be a dick talk to ur damn wife and she'll tell you the password, it's so simple and easy
Vegeto30294 19
"My husband won't talk to me! Should I say something? Nah, I'll just lock his phone until he comes crawling to me begging for his phone back. Won't even tell him why I locked it either."
incoherentrmblr 22
Define communication?...
zachld 5
If your phone is locked, how did you post this?
lucy7368 2
And that is why thumbprint identification technology is good.
ada0 1
even if you haven't, you should be more concerned about the fact that she at least feels like you have, rather than being upset about not being able to use your phone.
Shade1982 21
What is with the double standards lately? If this had been the other way around, people would have been screaming 'DIVORCE HIM' in here. You don't even know if this was justified or not.
Levvy 22
I'm convinced you've been robbing orphanages. Even if you haven't, you should be more concerned with the fact I feel you have.
jnchristensen 8
At least she unlocked it for you to gripe about her on here.
rebellionwars 11
That's not a ******* excuse to go in your belongings and change your password. A mature "wife" would just go ask you instead of being an obsessed bitch.
madx123 1
The irony of calling her to get the password