Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, I remember that I changed my phone lock password when I was still half asleep this morning, but I don't remember what I changed it to. FML
Today, I finally password-protected my phone, to protect it from my friends' favorite game: stealing it and sending stupid texts, and hijacking my Facebook. They quickly found a new game. My phone is now locked for 24 hours due to too many attempts to guess the password. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for changing my phone's password, like I thought she would try to access my phone without telling me. When I pointed out she could only know I changed it by trying to unlock it behind my back, she took the sandwich I'd just made and fed it to the dog. FML
Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage. He couldn't figure out the password. FML
Today, I told my husband that we should write down all our passwords so we don't forget them. Later, after he'd left, I pulled out his password sheet to do a little snooping, only to learn that he'd written them in some sort of bizarre cipher. What's he hiding? FML
Today, I was playing with my phone and turned it on lock mode. I changed my lock code a few months ago, so that no one would be able to guess it. Turns out I can't guess it either. FML
Today, my wife, being very considerate, bought me a new phone for my birthday. That would be fine and dandy if cops didn't then enter my house and say I stole it. Turns out my wife paid $900 from MY credit card to the person who stole the phone. FML
Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account. I don't know which is worse: finding out your husband is cheating on you with several people, or finding his password includes his ex-girlfriend's name. FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
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Top comments
its2lu 11
Well, have you?
Welshite 40
Whatever happened to couples who talk and get through difficult times together? Everyone is so sue and "dump him/her" happy. It's sad.
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Comments (132)
PIGaming 21
If you have been spending more time on your phone then having a conversation or general relations with your wife, then honestly YDI.
mfjkr 10
If you knew your way around local passwords it wouldn't be an issue.
Kkkdawg 27
Ugh. I have this exact same problem with my boyfriend. I HATE it when I'm hanging out with him, or anyone else, and their face is buried in their phone. It's ******* rude. He checks his Facebook evey 20 mins. I check mine once or twice a day. And he's always texting. It really bothers me. And makes me upset that he isn't interested in me. So I totally understand where OP's wife is coming from. I usually end up taking his phone away when we're together.
reaxion 25
If she's right, you totally deserve it.
xero_form 4
Hell, I might do that to my wife...then in return I might get divorce papers in return for being an "insensitive" prick
Bricktothehead 21
Having been on the receiving end of this kind of thing, give your girl the attention she deserves!
Greenmarsh 31
Well, from what you said the first thing you do in the morning is check your phone, not say hi to your wife. mabye she's right.
FML64128 7
Alternatively, it could be that his alarm wakes him up for work in the morning? Almost everyone I know uses their phone as an alarm.
sosolicious 12
Sucks for you :p
FML64128 7
I really can't believe what I'm hearing here. Even if OP did ignore his wife, she has no right to mess with his property. Instead she should try to be mature and talk to him about it. Acting as childlike as she is will not stop her husband from being antisocial (by the way that's the word you are all looking for, not talking to others is antisocial, so stop calling OP childish), it will just drive him to FML to talk about her here. Moreover, everyone here just assumes that OP is actually ignoring her. Even if that's true, then yes, he needs to talk her more because that is his wife, but she still had no right to ground him. A husband and wife should be equals, she is not his mother. OP, your life sucks because your wife is being juvenile
lil_mars 1
Get off your damn phone then