Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, I remember that I changed my phone lock password when I was still half asleep this morning, but I don't remember what I changed it to. FML
Today, I finally password-protected my phone, to protect it from my friends' favorite game: stealing it and sending stupid texts, and hijacking my Facebook. They quickly found a new game. My phone is now locked for 24 hours due to too many attempts to guess the password. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for changing my phone's password, like I thought she would try to access my phone without telling me. When I pointed out she could only know I changed it by trying to unlock it behind my back, she took the sandwich I'd just made and fed it to the dog. FML
Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage. He couldn't figure out the password. FML
Today, I told my husband that we should write down all our passwords so we don't forget them. Later, after he'd left, I pulled out his password sheet to do a little snooping, only to learn that he'd written them in some sort of bizarre cipher. What's he hiding? FML
Today, I was playing with my phone and turned it on lock mode. I changed my lock code a few months ago, so that no one would be able to guess it. Turns out I can't guess it either. FML
Today, my wife, being very considerate, bought me a new phone for my birthday. That would be fine and dandy if cops didn't then enter my house and say I stole it. Turns out my wife paid $900 from MY credit card to the person who stole the phone. FML
Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account. I don't know which is worse: finding out your husband is cheating on you with several people, or finding his password includes his ex-girlfriend's name. FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
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Top comments
its2lu 11
Well, have you?
Welshite 40
Whatever happened to couples who talk and get through difficult times together? Everyone is so sue and "dump him/her" happy. It's sad.
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Comments (132)
pwnman 33
Search how to restore it.
JMichael 26
Having a phone is convenient and nice, but when it takes over your life and makes you ignore your loved ones it's time to shut it off for awhile.
Dcm210 19
I'd it's an iPhone, hit make call. Hit the # 4 times and send. It unlocks it.
DocBastard 40
Right, and then if you hit **** it will automatically start spewing out money. No, this doesn't work.
gemstone586 12
thanks for the idea! :)
ryanthecheeseguy 18
There's a special place in hell for those kinds of people
ItsAUnicorn 27
It's a sign; pay more attention to your loved ones instead of your phone...
makersmarkmike 17
How about be a good husband and take her out to eat at a nice restaurant, and DO NOT look at your phone! Not even once. Show her that you care (like you hopefully do) and have a fun time with her.
isuckok 11
Well, he can't. It's now password protected, so he doesn't really care about looking at a phone he can't use, and it would be pointless.
love_me_electric 20
Why should he reward her childish behavior by taking her out for dinner? That just teachers her she can use his phone to get whatever she wants. Next thing you know his phone will be locked because he didn't buy her the jewelry she wanted.
olpally 33
Yep, pay more attention to your wife.
Enslaved 38
She might have a point if you prefer to text her, even if you're in the same room. "Pass the salt, please."
davincidasecond 24
If you're one of those people, who's always glued to their phone, who can't get off it at the dinner table, who's on it when there's a conversation (if you can even call it that) between you and them, or who can't even keep it in your pocket without touching it for five ******* seconds, then in my opinion, you 110% deserve it. Learn to put it down man.
Futacy 30
You probably have. It amazes me how often people will pull out their phones to avoid social situations. Heck, I'm doing it right now by posting this.