By Dulieu - 10/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
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cyndee_2010 0

i hope she dumped you

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lemonkid44 0

sorry man. no sympathy for cheaters. you had to get caught eventually

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daemonsparta 16

you not only curated but we're so stupid you left evidence. ydi ******

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watermelon4 24

Maybe he had bought a thong for himself because he liked it. But bigger chance he was cheating. So yeah, YDI big time OP

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westcody 8

So either you are a scumbag cheater, or you haven't cleaned under your bed since your last tryst. Either way ydi

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Toes14 6

that's when you hide them both and say you can't find it . . . .

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