By Dulieu - 10/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
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cyndee_2010 0

i hope she dumped you

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lemonkid44 0

sorry man. no sympathy for cheaters. you had to get caught eventually

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sulitak 27

YDI all the way: scenario 1: you cheated. scenario 2: its from before the relationship. which means you haven't cleaned behind your bed in a while. disgusting.

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Orchard 33

You cheating piece of shit. That is all.

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corocoro 30

I'm not sure having his sister's underwear is necessarily better. Cheating's bad enough without the whole incest complication.

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XxQuartersxX 14

Its fine if you wanna **** around, but not while youre in a relationship, man:/ Come on.

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xdeadlywolfx 5

why didn't you just say "what color is it I dont see it"

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toxic_walrus 15

Did you expect sympathy?

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eatinchocolate 8

you should have casually been like. the black one right? and hid the other one under the bed

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witchiy_witch 12

You should of said you bought them for her hoping it was the right size

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kylel27 2

If you bit someone's dick off you would die

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Sarairwin49 22

Two things...One, you deserve it for being a cheating bastard. And two, I hope your girlfriend realizes what a selfish unfaithful asshat you are and leaves you.

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