Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
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cyndee_2010 0
i hope she dumped you
lemonkid44 0
sorry man. no sympathy for cheaters. you had to get caught eventually
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Comments (148)
sulitak 27
YDI all the way: scenario 1: you cheated. scenario 2: its from before the relationship. which means you haven't cleaned behind your bed in a while. disgusting.
Orchard 33
You cheating piece of shit. That is all.
Wakachulak 22
Just say they're your sisters.
corocoro 30
I'm not sure having his sister's underwear is necessarily better. Cheating's bad enough without the whole incest complication.
XxQuartersxX 14
Its fine if you wanna **** around, but not while youre in a relationship, man:/ Come on.
xdeadlywolfx 5
why didn't you just say "what color is it I dont see it"
toxic_walrus 15
Did you expect sympathy?
eatinchocolate 8
you should have casually been like. the black one right? and hid the other one under the bed
witchiy_witch 12
You should of said you bought them for her hoping it was the right size
kylel27 2
If you bit someone's dick off you would die
Sarairwin49 22
Two things...One, you deserve it for being a cheating bastard. And two, I hope your girlfriend realizes what a selfish unfaithful asshat you are and leaves you.