Thanks, mom

By Anonymous - 24/10/2020 11:03 - United States - Kenton

Today, my mom saw me holding a plant and told me to walk around with it, to replace all of the oxygen I waste. FML
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PawgPower 3
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Daaaang. Your moms a savage.

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RichardPencil 30
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She's so stupid. You'd need to carry around a few trees before you could come close to offsetting the oxygen you waste.

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RichardPencil 30
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She's so stupid. You'd need to carry around a few trees before you could come close to offsetting the oxygen you waste.

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PawgPower 3
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Daaaang. Your moms a savage.

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Dee Dee 8
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Well we are all contributing to global warming. We are all wasting oxygen. Very few of us contribute to the world in a meaningful way so tell your mom that she needs to go plant a few trees. And BTW way there is no way we are able to make up for the water we use.

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RichardPencil 30
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We are not net consumers of water. What's running low is fresh water. It's a matter of the extra energy required to make water safe to use.

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Bubbilility 27
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Dad jokes are bad (in a good way) but mom jokes are savage.

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coius 23

Tell her she needs to keep her legs closed if she produces nothing but nitwits. Take her down with you!

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