By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
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CoGhostRider 31

I bet that's not the kind of head you were hoping for.

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Catdragon 40

wow that sucks. sorry op. I am known to punch in my sleep and have woken myself up punching my nightstand.

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heirofhope 38

I'm sorry that happened OP! But hey, props to you for being sweet, and of course, I don't think she meant it. Look at it as a positive thing to laugh about later! :)

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Carebeareatu 23

But now imagine all the "I'm sorry" kisses she'll give you!

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NonoMeow 18

Up until now, I always thought "headbutt" was when, for some reason, you hit someone's butt with your head, or someone's head with your butt. Uh, the more you know.

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jjmack34 15

Very nice of you but what if she didn't want to kiss you with morning breath?

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KwtWaffles 15

next time go for a gentle tap on the shoulder

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lulinator 40

Aww, my son and daughter like to give my boyfriend good morning hugs and kisses to wake him up too. He almost punched my son once.

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Jdlove2 20

I wouldn't want to be kissed by my girlfriends son, no wonder he punched.

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lulinator 40

He was startled, like the poster's girlfriend. And you'd honestly turn away a kiss from a small child? Way to make a kid feel loved. Hope you don't procreate.

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gc327072 30

Ah, it's alright; its normal for couples to butt heads every now and then!

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