FML : Today, my elderly dad once again asked me to make a reservation at a restaurant for him and a younger woman he's been seeing. Meanwhile, I haven't had...

Today, my elderly dad once again asked me to make a reservation at a restaurant for him and a younger woman he's been seeing. Meanwhile, I haven't had anything even approaching a real date in over a decade. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 2 April 2015 14:19 /

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By MrEatYourDog | 14

#6250917 - Friday 3 April 2015 0:16

Ask him for advice.

By juststephhere | 23

#6250944 - Friday 3 April 2015 0:29

If it bugs you, just tell him to do it himself! It's no big deal, you'll find someone someday.

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By MrEatYourDog | 14

#6250917 - Friday 3 April 2015 0:16

Ask him for advice.

slingerslasher | 24

#6251487 - Friday 3 April 2015 19:12

Please don't eat my dog

By pinkgreenyellow | 13

#6250918 - Friday 3 April 2015 0:16

Match.com

By Hunthas | 17

#6250923 - Friday 3 April 2015 0:17

Dad and daughter double date? Sounds like the perfect thing for them to help you with if you are that interested!

TheCookieComet | 23

#6251019 - Friday 3 April 2015 1:59

She cant find a date. How will this help her find one? Be the third wheel?

phaelnb | 26

#6251102 - Friday 3 April 2015 5:01

I think #3 meant the father could ask for his date to bring son/daughter so he could bring along OP.

By Rainbow2Cloud | 12

#6250926 - Friday 3 April 2015 0:19

You'll find someone for you one day OP!

By WCARlover | 34

#6250935 - Friday 3 April 2015 0:23

You should be happy for him still dating and not being a lonely crotchety old person! Your time will come :)

By juststephhere | 23

#6250944 - Friday 3 April 2015 0:29

If it bugs you, just tell him to do it himself! It's no big deal, you'll find someone someday.

By Carebeareatu | 23

#6250950 - Friday 3 April 2015 0:32

Guess it's time for some lessons with the old man?

By usmc_sean | 8

#6250951 - Friday 3 April 2015 0:32

Fatherly advice? Ask for it.

By False_Stupidity | 41

#6250953 - Friday 3 April 2015 0:34

Can't beat age and experience!

By nphill82 | 21

#6250963 - Friday 3 April 2015 0:39

He's probably not as picky as you might be?

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