Love: Today, my elderly dad once again asked me to make a reservation...

By Anonymous - 02/04/2015 14:19

Today, my elderly dad once again asked me to make a reservation at a restaurant for him and a younger woman he's been seeing. Meanwhile, I haven't had anything even approaching a real date in over a decade. FML

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MrEatYourDog 14

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Friday 3 April 2015 0:16

Ask him for advice.

juststephhere 23

Friday 3 April 2015 0:29

If it bugs you, just tell him to do it himself! It's no big deal, you'll find someone someday.

MrEatYourDog 14

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Friday 3 April 2015 0:16

Ask him for advice.

slingerslasher 24

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Friday 3 April 2015 19:12

Please don't eat my dog

pinkgreenyellow 13

Friday 3 April 2015 0:16

Match.com

Hunthas 17

Friday 3 April 2015 0:17

Dad and daughter double date? Sounds like the perfect thing for them to help you with if you are that interested!

TheCookieComet 23

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Friday 3 April 2015 1:59

She cant find a date. How will this help her find one? Be the third wheel?

phaelnb 26

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Friday 3 April 2015 5:01

I think #3 meant the father could ask for his date to bring son/daughter so he could bring along OP.

Rainbow2Cloud 12

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Friday 3 April 2015 0:19

You'll find someone for you one day OP!

WCARlover 34

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Friday 3 April 2015 0:23

You should be happy for him still dating and not being a lonely crotchety old person! Your time will come :)

juststephhere 23

Friday 3 April 2015 0:29

If it bugs you, just tell him to do it himself! It's no big deal, you'll find someone someday.

Carebeareatu 23

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Friday 3 April 2015 0:32

Guess it's time for some lessons with the old man?

usmc_sean 8

Friday 3 April 2015 0:32

Fatherly advice? Ask for it.

False_Stupidity 41

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Friday 3 April 2015 0:34

Can't beat age and experience!

nphill82 21

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Friday 3 April 2015 0:39

He's probably not as picky as you might be?

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