B-Man
Canada
Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Heavy
Today, a 100-foot maple tree fell on my house. I was inside. I was sleeping. FML
1ndustrytx
United States
Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
Monique
United States
Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML
oliver
United States
Nightmare mode
Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML
June
Flower Mound, United States
Windy Williams
Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Snap!
Today, I took a nap in my hammock in the backyard. Just as I was dozing off, I heard a loud snap, and the next thing I knew, I was lying on the ground surrounded by broken ropes and a hammock that'd turned into a cocoon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML
Where is My Tree?
Bakersfield, United States
Wind? Thief? Hit and run?
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Schrewt
France
Nice friends you got there
Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Top comments
akiranozaki 0
That's actually kind of hysterical. Now that I've stopped laughing some, I suggest you sleep on ground level from now on, and consider yourself lucky that all you got out of the deal was a headache.
some_girl9 8
OUCH! Be grateful you woke up at all! FYL
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Comments (68)
Panther_fml 0
to quote #23; DUDE! it's absolutely freezing outside! what kind of idiot spends the night in a tree house when it is -5 at night, with extreme windchills?! FAKE! I live in whitby ontario. And it's cold enough here.
Skull_300 0
What the ****?
jane99 2
Could have got a concussion.
amelia_moon 0
No joke. You should probably get an MRI or CAT scan. You could be concussed or have a subdural hematoma, neither of which you should play around with.
chicagoowns 0
fake as shit you would've woken up when u fell
Panther_fml 0
some people do go into such a deep sleep, that nothing can wake them up. I fell from the top of a bunk bed when i was younger, and didn't wake up. But it doesn't matter, as this FML is fake lol XD
Panther_fml 0
I'm sure somebody will say: "Well maybe this didn't happen today... maybe it happened another day." Come on ppl. It's been cold for how long now??? Don't tell me it took the OP 2 months to submit an FML! Use your brain! I live in Ontario. I know! XD
null_fml 11
I live in the southern tip of Ontario, and it's been cold for less than a week here.
badbunny 0
you're in canada during winter, what the **** are you doing outside?
Panther_fml 0
haha. Exactly!
Panther_fml 0
#20: It's cold enough!
JamesGray 0
I'm gonna assume this happened in the past and is just following the fml format with the "today" shit... I hope anyways.. I'm cold right now, and I'm inside. Otherwise though, you need to not have an open path to roll off of any sleeping spot that's above a few feet from the ground - that's just common sense, so YDI.
randelle_alyse 0
if people fall of their beds while sleeping what made you think you wouldnt fall?
Tahinabro 0
it's summer where i am