B-Man
Canada
Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Heavy
Today, a 100-foot maple tree fell on my house. I was inside. I was sleeping. FML
1ndustrytx
United States
Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
Monique
United States
Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML
oliver
United States
Nightmare mode
Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML
June
Flower Mound, United States
Windy Williams
Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Snap!
Today, I took a nap in my hammock in the backyard. Just as I was dozing off, I heard a loud snap, and the next thing I knew, I was lying on the ground surrounded by broken ropes and a hammock that'd turned into a cocoon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML
Where is My Tree?
Bakersfield, United States
Wind? Thief? Hit and run?
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Schrewt
France
Nice friends you got there
Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Top comments
akiranozaki 0
That's actually kind of hysterical. Now that I've stopped laughing some, I suggest you sleep on ground level from now on, and consider yourself lucky that all you got out of the deal was a headache.
some_girl9 8
OUCH! Be grateful you woke up at all! FYL
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Comments (68)
chellinha93 0
hahhahahahhahaha. lucky u only had a headache
blastvortex 4
Now that's what I call pounding some sense into yourself.
rdogrdog 0
I find it hard to believe that you didn't even break one limb
littlemermaid_fml 0
lol whatever, we're from ontario, we can take any weather. in fact, we laugh in its face cuz we're not little babies like in the states. EH!?
josh78 0
at least we arent maple syrup exportin, hockey nuts who say eh after every sentence
MsWindsorite 0
i live in windsor ontario. one of the southern most points of canada. its extremly freezing here, but it only has been for about a week.. this is plausible. either way, get it checked.
brens64 0
haha awesome, I think the squirrels were pissed u built a fort in there house and pushed ur ass out while u were sleeping
ktho522 0
HAHAHHA. i've always wanted to sleep in a tree house.
iBou_fml 4
damn it hurts, but, ROFL!
I_Own_Ubers 0
this would probably be more believable if he woke up on hospital
foxyshadis 0
Dude, don't drink in the treehouse, things like this happen.