That is a bad day..dear lord I hope I don't have those days.

Agreed I still have those mornings where I don't even know what's going on and I do something stupid

I stood up too fast and got dizzy, I passed out, broke my nose in two places, and got a concussion. So its not really that bad, just go take a shower.

Talk about a bad case of vertigo...

haha, we've all done something without meaning to in a daze of being half-asleep. Hopefully no one else was there! that would be 10x more embarrassing.

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#42 very insightful

At least you didn't sleep on your toilet

how is that suppose to help? besides, if OP slept on the toilet, she wouldn't have had an accident.

Actually, OP could have died on the toilet. Believe it or not, thousands die on the toilet simply by sticking to the toilet seat.

Yeah but #12, sleeping on the toilet is the best way to get a hemorrhoid.

Can you explain how sticking to the toilet can kill someone? I'm guessing it's by falling off though

In 5th grade I dreamt that I had woken up and walked to the toilet and peed only to wake up in pissed sheets :/

I did this once in high school :/

I did that on my grandmas bed when I was still in kindergarten. I dreamt that I was going to the bathroom and wet the bed. That dream seemed so real.

It happens to the best of us xD

I think it happened to everyone at least once in their life. I did it a few times as well.

My 4 year old niece slept in bed with me one night and peed the bed. The wet feeling made me dream I had peed the bed though so when I woke up to find my pants dry I was confused at first. Anyways now I am constantly anxious that something like that will happen to me.

I still do that sometimes

That is some seriously unfortunate circumstances. If you didn't hit your head, then it could've been worse.

What an odd statement... That's like saying 'If you weren't attacked by an axe murderer then it could have been worse'. Generally things that happen in every day life could ALWAYS have been worse.

I realized that afterward. It was a very awkward way of saying at least op didn't get seriously hurt.

When I was a child I used to have dreams about waking up in my bed, walking to the toilet and using it. Then... Reality sank in and I would wake up to wet Barbie sheets.

When I was about 4/5 I had a dream I was in a land of floating toilets and was trying them out, hello wet bed. I also had a dream I fell off a cliff then fell out of bed.

i fell asleep on the toilet once n woke up crying. it was embarrassing

#29 That is called: being drunk ;)

I too have/had dreams where I would fall into a black hole or just randomly fall and then fall out of bed or wake myself up because I get scared haha.
I often wakes up on my sofa, so I guess I'm sleep walking too..

i was 7? i definitely was not drunk

One time I woke up in the shower. Apparently I had slept walk in the middle of the night to the bathroom, took my clothes off, turned on the shower, got in and even managed to apply some shampoo to my hair. It was when my mother started banging on the bathroom door asking what I was doing up so late that I had snapped out of my hypnosis.

59, that is quite the dream you had that managed to make you do that in tge middle of the night lol

I see you're going senile sooner than anticipated

I would be so pissed if I were you.

Please dont make some shitty puns about being pissed off or being in a shitty situation. Its beating a horse that has been dead since the start of FML

Ooh, it sounds like urine trouble, #8.

Y'all myswell stop getting annoyed with the horrible puns or ignore them, because no matter how many times you ask them to stop they will just get worse.

Just shake it off and flush these down votes out of your memory.

Sounds like some serious confusion

that's unique.. sorry

Not really. Lots have wet their beds thinking they were on a toilet while asleep/in a sleep like state.