Girl-of-very-little-brain
Canada
Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ayye_its_nikki
Cedar Park, United States
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Hayleey_079
United Kingdom
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
LacrosseFAIL
Schaumburg, United States
Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML
Malpal
United States
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Kailey
United States
Check before you wreck
Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML
no one
United States
SO FRUSTRATING
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Anonymous
No pain, no sleep
Today, after going to the bathroom I went to bed. I have a very sturdy bookshelf that sticks halfway to the right of the door as I enter my bedroom. I had dumbly turned off the lights as I didn't want to bother with them before bed. I ended up kneeing the bookshelf, hard, now I'm wide awake and in pain. FML
shelbylove115
Nevada City, United States
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
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LolCakes111 7
OMG, is the wall ok?
jillianmathers12 13
Is it normal for you to wake up crying?
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Comments (84)
Arxikist 3
Someone needs a night light.
black_emo12 0
LMFAO wtf
KiddNYC1O 22
Sounds like you'd rather face plant into your friend's ballsack.
FroHo 8
Facepalm - You're doing it wrong.
SheepShoop_fml 20
That's just a terrible combination of things. I am sorry OP.
chloe64_fml 1
Oh god same thing happen to me.... After I had drunk sex!:/
iilovecokee 6
You people scare the shit out of me. My cousin use to get up, walk to a corner and sob hysterically all while asleep. Her sister told me this as the psycho was sitting up laughing in her sleep. I'm never sleeping there again.
TheHolyLama 0
hey if no one saw it, it didn't happen,
Starfiji 0
NOW there is a reason to cry about something.
alethe9 0
I hate those kinda dreams. :(