Girl-of-very-little-brain
Canada
Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
ayye_its_nikki
Cedar Park, United States
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Hayleey_079
United Kingdom
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
LacrosseFAIL
Schaumburg, United States
Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML
Malpal
United States
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Kailey
United States
Check before you wreck
Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML
no one
United States
SO FRUSTRATING
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Anonymous
No pain, no sleep
Today, after going to the bathroom I went to bed. I have a very sturdy bookshelf that sticks halfway to the right of the door as I enter my bedroom. I had dumbly turned off the lights as I didn't want to bother with them before bed. I ended up kneeing the bookshelf, hard, now I'm wide awake and in pain. FML
shelbylove115
Nevada City, United States
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Top comments
LolCakes111 7
OMG, is the wall ok?
jillianmathers12 13
Is it normal for you to wake up crying?
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Comments (84)
yummylicious 5
That sucks. I know you're in a lot of pain now, probably. But later in life you'll look back at this and laugh.
maddylovesu 5
i know i am.(:
Miss_Attitude96 24
Monsters under the bed are tripping you, no doubt.
baseballplaya5 7
Ummm ouch!
Angelrose2004 17
If only I had a brain... I'd be dangerous!
hateevryone 15
is your face ok?
thenoobftw 3
PWNED!
drew_jordan1 0
Is the wall ok!?!?!
graham11 14
Okay it's about time people quit using that comment on this FML..
florido_fml 10
I bet the wall made you shut up.
drew_jordan1 0
Nahhhh it just made him/her cry more
kristac123 0
I wanna know why she was crying in the fist place
2tone2bone 3
I was gonna make a Canadian joke but then I took an arrow to the knee.
kristac123 0
Lmfao I've ran into my door once! Why were you crying?
drew_jordan1 0
Ur pic is cute
drew_jordan1 0
Noooo I was js
drew_jordan1 0
Hahaha
kristac123 0
Wait what?
drew_jordan1 0
I said u looked good in ur pic. Them that coke kid started haten and the other dude I was js ur pic. Look giod