Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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CYNNER 0
I would have missed work. can't believe you did that. gross
jonnymohio 2
Hot dry pee smells even stronger than wet pee. YDI
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Comments (159)
garble0218 0
ydi for choosing to get piss drunk the night before work...dumbass
dr_octagonapus47 4
Betcha don't freakin do it again!!! Lmao ydi for getting drunk knowing you had to work
JustHayden 5
Believe it or not, I've had worse
EffYoLife 14
If it were my house they would have been WET pee pants. I wouldnt let you put your nasty piss pants In my dryer.
vintage3113 6
Get naked right before you pass out, works for me every time! ..or, maybe you just shouldn't be a drunken *****. Ydi
imHighoffLife 0
So.. U had time to put ur pants in the drier but not quickly run home and change? Or ask him to go get some new clothes for u as u got ready at his house?
lectricpharaoh 9
YDI for being a disgusting, nasty individual who can't control her own bladder. If I was that guy, I would have tossed your dirty ass out, and sent you a bill for the cleaning (or replacement!) of whatever furniture you soiled. There is no way in hell I'd have let you stick piss-soaked clothing in my dryer, as that's just unclean in the worst way (this makes me suspect you did it without telling him). So, let's recap your night: you went drinking, knowing you had to work the next day. You got so drunk you decided to piss yourself, and piss all over your host's bed/chair/etc. You then thank him for his hospitality by leaving his dryer smelling of your urine, so all his laundry will smell of it too. I hope your coworkers complained about your stench, and you got fired as a result.
KittyChesire 12
YDI for drinking before work
DavnidDeLaSoup 13
Why would you get so drunk when you have work in the morning?
xxrebelsxx 13
Why wouldn't you just call in sick? Or barrow the guys clothes?