Today, I woke up and stumbled over to my window to soak up some morning sunshine. The sunshine was lovely; the sight of my elderly neighbour doing some kind of nude yoga in his backyard certainly was not. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Today, I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air, and thought to myself, "Wow, today is going to be great day. I can feel it!" Excited, I jumped out of bed and threw open the door to see my 58 year-old mother doing her morning stretches in the nude. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML
Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML
Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML
Today, I got out of bed, soaked up the beautiful sunlight, and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. I saw my dad rummaging through the fridge, shirtless and one ball poking through his underwear. I needed to see that about as much as I need ass cancer. FML
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Top comments
jamalamadingdong 18
Hey, you got to enjoy the sun and the moon all at the same time!
mattjamt 16
Goooooooooodd morning neighbor!
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Comments (67)
ishchandan 14
Ahh, beautiful day isn't it?
ELoni_fml 25
Let people do what they wanna do! They're not really bothering you with this, big deal, let loose a little
ibanghellokitty 8
Op has curtains why doesn't he ever use them....?
doemetoch 28
Chill out, it's just a naked body. Must be a weird thing to wake up to though.
kingdomgirl94 29
And old, hairy, wrinkly body.
Adam5858 17
Yet another old person incident on FML.Wtf old people
Chibi_Kitten 24
I agree..horrible sight...coincidentally, don't try proportion art class...most of the nude models are old guys..I just hope that incident wasn't how you were first introduced to a naked guy.
mybubbles2000 13
Some things are not meant to be seen by the human eye.
ohSNAPyall 27
Does he have a fence? If so, he's trying to be discrete. Quit peeping over it.
KaywinnetLeeFrye 15
I literally just laughed out loud. Sorry OP
AlwaysWatching 27
Shoulda joined him
annunaki_fml 11
times like this that the Men in Black flasher would come in handy.