Today, I woke up and stumbled over to my window to soak up some morning sunshine. The sunshine was lovely; the sight of my elderly neighbour doing some kind of nude yoga in his backyard certainly was not. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Today, I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air, and thought to myself, "Wow, today is going to be great day. I can feel it!" Excited, I jumped out of bed and threw open the door to see my 58 year-old mother doing her morning stretches in the nude. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML
Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML
Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML
Today, I got out of bed, soaked up the beautiful sunlight, and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. I saw my dad rummaging through the fridge, shirtless and one ball poking through his underwear. I needed to see that about as much as I need ass cancer. FML
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Top comments
jamalamadingdong 18
Hey, you got to enjoy the sun and the moon all at the same time!
mattjamt 16
Goooooooooodd morning neighbor!
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Comments (67)
thedudeguy1 16
Just like Miley at the VMAs. Needed eye bleach after that.
stiffster 5
tell him to do the happy baby pose...its an actual pose, just google it
ginger196 14
eww, no
CzarLaval 9
This is what the world has come to, ever been to a nude beach.. Same concept..
ibanghellokitty 8
(._.)/ .... .... ......."I need to look for a new house...." Says op
ibanghellokitty 8
Soon =_=
FMLBadLuckBrian 6
Maybe his genitalia was the sunshine.
googledoc 2
Oh no, a naked person! Grow the **** up.
peepeebandit 16
That is exactly why I prefer to sleep in
magnetic_aura 26
Agh! For years growing up I woke up to my uncle doing naked yoga on his balcony, of which my kitchen has a perfect view.