Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML
Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML
Today, I found out what it feels like to put in a contact while drunk. My eye still hurts. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and decided to multitask by making my coffee while brushing my teeth. Halfway through, I absentmindedly poured mouthwash into my coffee mug and took a big gulp. I spent the rest of the morning trying to get the taste of minty coffee out of my mouth. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Today, I accidentally took my mouthwash like a shot. I don't know what burned more, when it went down or when it came back up. FML
Today, I woke up at a stranger's house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML
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mistertbawk420 10
Minty fresh
silvercamaro 22
At least you still have decent enough eyesight to post this on FML
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Comments (104)
inestimable_fml 8
Well at least you were sober enough to take them off before dozing off to sleep....I did that once, only to find the contacts glued into my eyes next morning and the world, a hazy blur.
Grimnirwher9 21
This gives the phrase "being drunk is borrowing happiness from tomorrow" a whole new meaning.
robertmil90 10
ouch!!!!!
Devout1044 7
Well that really sucks I wear contacts that kinda shit hurts. It's like putting them in the wrong eyes if you have an astigmatism
Brilliant66star 17
Well, it's not as if somebody else did it; you were there...
dillon6112 1
Exactly why not to drink
bribedharpy05 5
Dumb ass
jr_mtz01 7
who the hell goes around sniffing their contacts?
iwadasn 33
How would you not notice it was mouthwash before you put the contacts in? Every mouthwash I've ever had has had an incredibly strong minty scent.
martinez145 5
You should be on the show I shouldn't be alive