I think he should hide his woman. You can't get in trouble if you don't get caught. And also how old are you guys that you can't have women over but your girlfriend's parents don't care that she's gone for a few days.

Significant other significant other significant other.

12, I don't think he meant she's not allowed round, just there's a big difference in spending time with your girlfriend when his parents are there to when they're alone. Also, the girlfriends parents may be okay with her staying at his? Doesn't say anything about sneaking around behind their parents' back.

OP you're not gonna have your grandparents around forever. spend some time with them

It seems like it was planned (probably by his parents) for his grandparents to come over. Like babysitters...but if they didn't tell him beforehand then they wouldn't catch crap from him.

Foursome?

2-Are you Kurt cobain?

62 Are that stupid, you know Kurt Cobain is already dead.

so true !

Cock blocked by grandma!

Mr. Bright side

Also he's got a big house.

The parents so set it up. Try sneaking her in?

Total penile eclipse.

Haha same thing happened to me. I just locked my door with my boyfriend with me and he snuck out to work in the morning. =P

They don't necessarily have to have sex just because they're together, there are other things couples can do, for example, have a nice chat with the grandparents, they seem like they're nice people from the gesture.

I'm working on the assumption that, if one was inviting ones partner over for time alone in an empty house, and then grandparents came over, and that this was an FML, they would be planning to do things people would not do with their grandparents in the house. I mean, they could be planning to play Grand Theft Auto, or drink out the entire liquor cabinet, or crossdress and have a nerf gun fight - and those are all awesome activities - but sex is kind of the first thing that springs to mind.

I like going to my boyfriend's house when there isn't anyone around. It doesn't mean we're going to have sex; we just enjoy being alone together and spending that time cooking and watching tv. Why we enjoy being alone just to do trivial things is beyond me, but it just feels nice :)

depends. personally is ask then to go buy me some junk food and ice cream. old people love to spoil grandchildren so I think OP will have about 1hr of free time. so all depends on how long OP can last and how fast the girlfriend can get there.

My grandma wouldn't tire out of a game of monopoly. Some grand parents are as strong as Chuck Norris

Don't really understand why you've had the thumbs down! The Home Alone films are awesome!

well, obviously he had thumbs down when I wrote that. now I look stupid. -.-

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The only time the word "you're" has been used incorrectly on this site

@60 Actually I literally said that in a past FML. It has happened before.