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By poserpilot - 12/11/2012 15:10 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML

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Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 05:11 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall, with a note saying, "Sorry dude". FML

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By Leauge - 28/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML

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Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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By doneanddone - 28/02/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 20:23

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

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Top comments

loserboii 11

Monday 12 November 2012 19:13

You sure someone isn't pulling your leg?

BatteryAddict 11

Monday 12 November 2012 19:14

Are you sure? You might've just misplaced it. Drunk people tend to do that.

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Spectre529 12

Monday 12 November 2012 19:50

Is op pulling our legs? =p

perdix 29

Monday 12 November 2012 19:53

Damn, how are you going to pry your balls out of the hot tub now?

Spectre529 12

Monday 12 November 2012 19:55

Fantastic reference to a previous fml! =D

Myo_fml 20

Monday 12 November 2012 20:32

Darn, you beat me to the punch Perdix.

angel55033 12

Monday 12 November 2012 19:56

Some have serial numbers depending on technology ...report it to police you may get lucky and get it back if it's trying to be pawned... My car was broke into 5 years ago iPod stolen I actually got it back a month later a police detective contacted me over 2 hours from where it was taken but the officer made the drive and I got my iPod back. Pure luck so it never hurts to report it stolen you may get it back. If not I hope it was insured that truly sucks sorry OP

perdix 29

Monday 12 November 2012 19:58

You ought kick that guy's ass! Wait... Roll on the ground under him and them pop him with your good leg.

Enslaved 36

Monday 12 November 2012 20:01

I knew an old man at the bar, that used to drink his beer out of his prosthetic leg just for kicks. It was pretty gross to watch but he was a war vet so I never questioned his stability.

perdix 29

Monday 12 November 2012 20:28

"just for kicks?" Brilliant! I know I'll getting thumbed down for being a kiss-ass, but YDI.

erinchick1 7

Monday 12 November 2012 20:02

What an odd thing to steal

Sally2dicks21 8

Monday 12 November 2012 20:13

That's just sad. If someone can do that they don't deserve to live

kayhodg99 4

Monday 12 November 2012 20:15

My girlfriends dad found a prosthetic leg yesterday...

DJAllen 6

Monday 12 November 2012 20:22

Go to the police station.

RvidxrKlvn 8

Monday 12 November 2012 20:30

You're lucky it was your prosthetic leg because you would've been drowned in YDIs hahah. Still FYL though.

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