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By poserpilot - 12/11/2012 15:10 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 05:11 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall, with a note saying, "Sorry dude". FML

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By Leauge - 28/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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By doneanddone - 28/02/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 20:23

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

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loserboii 11

Monday 12 November 2012 19:13

You sure someone isn't pulling your leg?

BatteryAddict 11

Monday 12 November 2012 19:14

Are you sure? You might've just misplaced it. Drunk people tend to do that.

Comments

friscosoonerkid 3

Monday 12 November 2012 22:59

Well, you shouldn't have been drinking.

Sir_Swaggington 6

Tuesday 13 November 2012 6:38

Are you serious? He deserved having his expensive prosthetic leg stolen from him because he was drinking? And who are you to say that he shouldn't have been?

LexieWins 0

Monday 12 November 2012 23:12

Those things ARE expensive, after all.

ohrlly7457 7

Monday 12 November 2012 23:14

Who thinks "boy i need a prosthetic leg"

livhart 4

Monday 12 November 2012 23:19

Hate it when that happens. :/

iBiteRoses 22

Monday 12 November 2012 23:23

By the way, I was just moderating the FML submissions and I came across "Today, I woke up after a night of drinking, holding a prosthetic leg. FML"

Dracoboxer357 35

Tuesday 13 November 2012 0:10

This kinda reminds me of that song "Detachable Penis", where the guy wakes up missing his junk. :p If you follow the same adventure he did to reclaim his ****, you'll end up 2 blocks away, haggling over its repurchase price from a street vendor and settling on forking over $18.90. ;) Best of luck to you, Op. :)

brand0n93 5

Tuesday 13 November 2012 0:17

people will steal anything nowadays

Jimbox_fml 3

Tuesday 13 November 2012 0:23

How come in this drinking FML it's fyl but any other drinking fml it would be ydi. Is it only because he/she has a prosthetic leg?

thewife5 19

Tuesday 13 November 2012 1:26

No.. It's because he/she doesn't have a prosthetic leg. Which means they now need to rely on crutches or a wheel chair to get around. The leg is expensive and fit to his leg already and will do no-one else any good. Whoever took it, took it to be a jackass. If someone takes your phone or wallet when you're drunk, they take it because it has value.

Vixen_Vicious 4

Tuesday 13 November 2012 0:25

104 - it's not like OP just lost a wallet. I imagine it's pretty easy to forget about the feeling of a wallet in your pocket and leave it somewhere but I'm pretty sure you'd notice as soon as your leg went missing.