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Intrusive thoughts

By Anonymous - 23/01/2021 11:01

Today, in a seminar held by my country's government and the UN, I suddenly realized how stupid the reason for my recent breakup was. So, I ran out of the hall under the stares of over a hundred people and started bawling my eyes out. FML

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Saturday 23 January 2021 16:28

Maybe your overwhelming passion for reducing trade barriers and reducing structural obstacles to financial resources in impoverished communities will impress the other attendees to make progress on these important issues.

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Saturday 23 January 2021 14:23

I gotta know. Did you dump him because he "believed in" climate change, and the seminar showed you that YOU were the idiot?

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Saturday 23 January 2021 14:23

I gotta know. Did you dump him because he "believed in" climate change, and the seminar showed you that YOU were the idiot?

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Saturday 23 January 2021 22:39

Good one

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Saturday 23 January 2021 15:23

I mostly clicked YDI because it sounds like you were the one who broke up with someone for a really stupid reason.

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Saturday 23 January 2021 16:28

Maybe your overwhelming passion for reducing trade barriers and reducing structural obstacles to financial resources in impoverished communities will impress the other attendees to make progress on these important issues.

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