Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
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Dude, gross
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
We all do it. Don't we?
Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
Smells like victory
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Etiquette
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend once again that the dry skin she picks off her feet belong in the trash, not on our coffee table. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML
Yeet the feet
Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML
Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
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Badshah29 6
canibalism
jutyjaty 9
dude. new girl
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dvdp112 0
and I'm about to take my ball and go home because you don't play nice...
excesspotatoes 0
5 out of 5 guys say that eating peeling dead skin of the soles of your feet is an instant deal breaker.
taytaysssxy 0
reach back like a pimp and slap the ho. then slap yourself for dating her.
MissBunnyWillEat 11
OP, how could you NOT be turned on by that? Stop trying to be a cool kid, and just admit you were practically humping your stuffed Teddy bear just thinking about it.
iSurf_fml 8
Just have her brush her teeth and act like it never happened.
juicedboi 7
Cos it's full of nutritiony goodness. But really.. what the heck.. even if I had a foot fetish that would be creepy, definately, probably, maybe..
lemonhead2000 2
good source of protien? hahaha jk that's nasty
MissBunnyWillEat 11
WTF, I did not reply to this comment... fuuuuuuuuuuck.
NaoPudding 8
You'd be surprised at how many people do that. Like picking your nose; it's gross, but people do it.
meraseaside 0
at least she won't be gaining weight by eating her own dead skin:) but seriously thats really disgusting and if I were you, i'd never ever exchange saliva with her again