By heckaza - 19/01/2016 06:47 - Australia - Werribee

Today, I went to visit a suburb that was named after my family. Within five minutes of walking around I was mugged and then beat up. My family name has certainly done well for itself. FML
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kayposion 17

well atleast you have a suburb named after you...

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arisanator9900 20

On the bright side At least you are alive.

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arisanator9900 20

On the bright side At least you are alive.

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krazy789 28

And you have something named after you. and if it is important to you then you could always try to improve it.

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awildwhisper 30

It sounds like your family name may be able to have some influence in the suburb to improve it.

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JessieTaft 17

I'm so sorry OP! I hope you get better soon!

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kayposion 17

well atleast you have a suburb named after you...

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TeacherTeacher 11

You do know that Australia started as a penal colony, right?

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Megatron_Griffin 25

Lol, you said "penal"

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RedPillSucks 31

what!? I thought it was a pianist colony. Years of academy training, wasted

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Calingaladha 21

I'm trying to imagine a time when people were transported for life because they played piano too well...can we make a movie where Australia was a pianist colony instead?

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rivimatt 20

Maybe he just wanted your autograph? You do have a street named after you after all

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ircs56 10

i think its time to change your name

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NickACD 27

"And that kids, is why I carry a gun with me wherever I go."

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XboxSqueaker 15

"Grandpa it doesn't matter why this is still a school."

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Feklfekl2222 32

In Australia... A country with decent gun control...

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tranced_ 45

you have the opportunity to do something about it, make it since!

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Megatron_Griffin 25

I swear Australia might as well be Florida

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Nomaddict 14

What did your family do to piss the neighborhood off? Sorry OP

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