Today, I'm locked in a bedroom with two dogs to keep them from barking at the guy fixing our water heater. One of them is stress-farting. FML

By noooooo - 21/2/2016 16:03 - United States - Bainbridge

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By LittleGina | 8

#6542467 - Monday 22 February 2016 10:04

This is definitely the funniest FML I've seen in a while. It actually made me LOL.

By AmberNowaki | 21

#6542465 - Monday 22 February 2016 10:02

Hopefully the dogs weren't eating anything that made it smell worse.

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By AmberNowaki | 21

#6542465 - Monday 22 February 2016 10:02

Hopefully the dogs weren't eating anything that made it smell worse.

False_Stupidity | 41

#6542493 - Monday 22 February 2016 10:52

You mean like dog food?
Is there honestly anything that smells worse than dog farts?

MisterEx | 28

#6542505 - Monday 22 February 2016 11:23

Cat urine.

fakedsincerity | 32

#6542543 - Monday 22 February 2016 13:25

liver makes dog farts so much worst and stinkier. im sure other foods do too.

AmberNowaki | 21

#6542881 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 0:24

Wet do food or any kind of meat makes it worse than ever.

By LittleGina | 8

#6542467 - Monday 22 February 2016 10:04

This is definitely the funniest FML I've seen in a while. It actually made me LOL.

By kayposion | 17

#6542470 - Monday 22 February 2016 10:06

that's ruff

a_random_turtle | 7

#6542949 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 5:07

leave.

By wastedpenguin | 14

#6542472 - Monday 22 February 2016 10:09

That's literally me and my dogs

Stxsyh | 30

#6542524 - Monday 22 February 2016 12:26

You and your dogs stress-fart, too?

milehigh52 | 22

#6542740 - Monday 22 February 2016 20:28

I'm really glad that you said literally. I'm sure many of us would've thought you were speaking figuratively without it.

By anonymous198913 | 26

#6542474 - Monday 22 February 2016 10:15

At least, when you get out, everything will smell fresh.

YourGrammarSucks | 12

#6542984 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 7:07

Except for OP; OP will smell like dog farts.

By __doge__ | 15

#6542479 - Monday 22 February 2016 10:28

It might be the guy

AmberNowaki | 21

#6544008 - Wednesday 24 February 2016 11:07

That would be pretty hilarious, but I think they wouldn't be able to smell them from there.

By brittanywashere | 14

#6542500 - Monday 22 February 2016 11:17

Dog farts are the worst. I send my condolences.

By suznmar | 16

#6542501 - Monday 22 February 2016 11:18

I don't understand why you don't just leave the room and keep the dogs shut away... They're dogs not toddlers

pandemonium307 | 10

#6542503 - Monday 22 February 2016 11:21

With teeth and claws that made destroy a door...

Brandi_Faith | 33

#6542620 - Monday 22 February 2016 15:45

Or they may bark like crazy and it's easier for her to be in there with them to calm them down than have them barking non-stop.

By bronz | 15

#6542506 - Monday 22 February 2016 11:23

I didn't even know dogs could do this.

By SweetestHeart93 | 18

#6542511 - Monday 22 February 2016 11:41

well at least they arent pooping themselves into a frenzy