Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and turned it on and the fan started blowing. There was a terrible smell and I thought it was the person before me. Then I realized it was just the fan blowing my sweaty feet towards my face. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML
Today, after showering and moisturising, I turned my fan on to max blast. I got covered in clumps of dust, which I had to take another shower to remove. FML
Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML
Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML
Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML
Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML
Today, I had to train a new guy whose body odor was killing me. After he'd left, I had to run two industry size fans to blow the stench out of my office. FML
Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
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YLS 0
Enjoy your melanoma, it'll make sweaty feet the least of your worries.
Eddie_Paints 0
YDI for the fake bake!
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Comments (133)
taycandy96 2
#74 I hate when those girls at school get those little orange tans. They look like oompa loompas.
JaeC 0
okay nasty ass, instead of trying to tan you should be bathing..
marleytooyou 0
what the hell is wrong with u??? sweaty feet sooooooooo not normal
paperboat_fml 0
That's disgusting. how do your feet sweat so much?
dyschordia 0
If anyone is stupid enough to think that tanning beds are somehow less dangerous than the sun, I suggest you start with these two articles and go from there: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=295634 http://www.news.com.au/solarium-skin-cancer-victim-dies-from-melanoma/story-e6frfkp9-1111114409318 And to those who claim that only burning, not tanning causes damage - I think you'll find you're mistaken. Tanned skin is damaged skin. Ask any dermatologist. To the OP - all I can do is agree with the posters who are saying wash your damn feet and change your footwear. Not to mention stay away from the cancer factory! YDI
DemeterAUS 0
72, with all due respect, that's rubbish. UVB rays, the rays that cause burning, are the rays that also cause tans. UVA rays, the ones that don't make people burn, cause faster ageing and a variety of other problems that are considered 'milder' than UVB rays. Therefore burning is NOT the only harm you can do to your skin!
dorkrockz 0
**** your life clean those crusty feet
AndreaHaha 0
eww Did you not take a shower b4 you went?
ReyEr9412 0
@69: Avoiding the sun between 10 and 3 is ludacris. Unless you're literally a vampire, it isn't worth making that big of a lifestyle change.
strawberryswirl 0
You deserve it for paying money for cancer.