Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and turned it on and the fan started blowing. There was a terrible smell and I thought it was the person before me. Then I realized it was just the fan blowing my sweaty feet towards my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML
Today, after showering and moisturising, I turned my fan on to max blast. I got covered in clumps of dust, which I had to take another shower to remove. FML
Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML
Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML
Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML
Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML
Today, I had to train a new guy whose body odor was killing me. After he'd left, I had to run two industry size fans to blow the stench out of my office. FML
Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
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YLS 0
Enjoy your melanoma, it'll make sweaty feet the least of your worries.
Eddie_Paints 0
YDI for the fake bake!
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Comments (133)
sbsq11 0
#123, that's what he's saying. They're trying to avoid the sun during the middle of the day. So they don't get the nutrients of the sun during their regular day activities.
Bently24 6
Thats ****** discusting
swinglifeaway123 8
Eewwwwwwww
Messi10Barca 0
Forget tans, use cheeto dust.
kei1108 13
PLEASE READ! :) Tanning beds are horrible for you; if you want to destroy your skin and age faster, then at least tan in the sun. Or better yet, use tan spray or cream! Which is the best of all options, even though that is soaking your body in harsh chemicals. Tanning beds are just artificial sun radiation, so the burn go so much deeper, to the second layer of your skin. This causes permanent damage. BTW, Porcelain skin is really in right now for people who are caucasian. PLEASE DON'T TAN!!!
WaywardDaughter 26
Tanning bed enough said YDI
kb021 18
YDI for using a tanning bed.
BinaryGuy 22
Sounds like you were lying upside down in the tanning bed. Turn around so that your head smell blows towards your feet ;)
heliophobia 13
I live in Arizona and have two family members that had skin cancer. Purposefully exposing yourself to UV rays in high concentrations like tanning beds, is such a bad idea. Not only are you risking skin cancer but after awhile, you'll look like a leather couch. Either use a self tan lotion or why not use sunscreen to preserve your skin's natural color? I don't know why so many people need to be tan. Look at Dita Von Teese, the woman is drop dead gorgeous and is extremely pale.
fantasyworld 39
Gross.