Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and turned it on and the fan started blowing. There was a terrible smell and I thought it was the person before me. Then I realized it was just the fan blowing my sweaty feet towards my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML
Today, after showering and moisturising, I turned my fan on to max blast. I got covered in clumps of dust, which I had to take another shower to remove. FML
Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML
Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML
Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML
Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML
Today, I had to train a new guy whose body odor was killing me. After he'd left, I had to run two industry size fans to blow the stench out of my office. FML
Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
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Top comments
YLS 0
Enjoy your melanoma, it'll make sweaty feet the least of your worries.
Eddie_Paints 0
YDI for the fake bake!
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Comments (133)
bronx819 4
Hahaha Im the same way, cept I actually don't notice it anymore though when people enter my room the first thing they say is 'What is that smell?!'
capgray 0
first
TALLY388 0
actually a tanning bed is something like 10 times more powerful than the sun. and so what if you don't live near the beach? i vote being pale over melanoma any day
queendrabee 0
um, no, actually rivers and lakes also have beaches and their not at sea level all the time
loski87 4
ydi for using tanning beds.
Kamens 0
Surprised that no one has mentioned Final Destination 3 yet... oh well. I'm scared silly away from those things due to that movie.
bezach 0
x.x I wear black tight goth style boots...also no wash
bezach 0
...I think all skin of a human is strange...I keep pure white skin, thanks for the complement -.-
falluke17 0
ReyEr9412 is right... sunlight is not bad for you at all, as long as it's in moderation. It is actually loaded with vitamin D among many others. And just because someone is a doctor doesn't mean anything. Not every doctor knows everything about everything.
lettertjes 0
Not every doctor knows everything about everything, but a dermatologist does know everything about the effect of UV-rays on the development of melanoma.