Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
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Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
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amillionbucks 5
Never, ever, assume
HKCgrimmjow 15
Contrary to popular belief it's ignorant to be so confident in this "rule" that you don't bring your own money, I believe it was totally deserved in this case. This doesn't mean I don't believe the guy should pay though so don't get confused.
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Comments (207)
poccocurantes 7
First off you should never leave home without cash. What if the guy turned out to be a huge dillhole and; split, left you for dead, traded you for smack, took you to a 1 direction concert. Not only do people sometimes go Dutch in this day and age but you should always have an out.
Twisted_Angel 17
You would think that because HE asked YOU that HE would be paying. FYL op. he sounds like an ass.
PokemonLove993 17
as much as that sucks you should never assume and bring money just in case. I always offered to buy the popcorn and drinks if my date bought the movie tickets but maybe that's just me.
SusanBieber 10
Don't assume. It makes an ass out of you and me.
Brittany_Love19 2
he should have paid. but you should always be prepared.
RosenT1990 9
Always carry some cash around so you can be prepared for the unexpected!
AJE98 5
Don't assume you gonna get a free ride in life broad.
little_one 20
What if something happened you never know when you'll need extra cash. Even if he was planning on paying for the movie you could at least offer to buy some popcorn or something
KelseyDaBoyz 21
Don't ever assume. It makes an ass out of u & me but in this case it's u..
checkurselfxxx 11
I never go on a date without some money on me. I've been in a similar situation... not fun. I was lucky to ask her to pay as i forgot my wallet. I hope you managed to fix the situation.