Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
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amillionbucks 5
Never, ever, assume
HKCgrimmjow 15
Contrary to popular belief it's ignorant to be so confident in this "rule" that you don't bring your own money, I believe it was totally deserved in this case. This doesn't mean I don't believe the guy should pay though so don't get confused.
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Comments (207)
carnage45567 10
That jerk he should have paid for you I fight with my girlfriend to get her to let me pay it leaves me broke but happy I'm sorry op find a guy worth the time and make it count :/
xcheshirecat 11
geez there's no reason it's the guy that should pay. Not 1940 anymore. We women aren't kids
carnage45567 10
If the guy asks the guy pays simple as that it's polite and considerate
kingsian 15
My mama told my sisters don't ever leave the house without any money and a fully charged phone. It's not just about paying for you it's about keeping your self safe in case something could happen. Especially on first dates you don't know him he don't know you.
bibliobhulabalo 3
I think usually whoever asks should pay. If a guy asks me out, I offer to pay my part but they usually won't let me. If I ask him out, I insist on paying.
lisakin 13
He was kind of a jerk for doing that but ydi for not bringing your own money. You asked him out, you should pay for at least your part. He didn't have to go on the date with you.
rvnclwprfct731 13
I think we can all pretty much agree that even if he was paying, you should never leave your wallet at home. That's just not smart
KaiCer0 8
Sorry OP gotta put that one on you. Never assume someone will pay for you regardless of the situation. Always ALWAYS bring money just in case.
4ugu4 7
Should've had him open the exit for u so that u could sneak in. But overall, he should've paid.
laurencheese 7
This has happened to me . So awkward.
xmaximusx 12
You invite someone you pay she should not have had too
NandraniDevi 3
It sucks he didn't pay but that's no excuse for leaving your money at home.....