Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
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amillionbucks 5
Never, ever, assume
HKCgrimmjow 15
Contrary to popular belief it's ignorant to be so confident in this "rule" that you don't bring your own money, I believe it was totally deserved in this case. This doesn't mean I don't believe the guy should pay though so don't get confused.
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Comments (207)
Xotoolyxo 16
You should AlWAYS have a couple of dollars on you at all times.
kikimonole 13
You definitely deserve that. You should never assume someone is going to pay for you. That's sexist and rude. Also to assume just makes an ass out of u and me. Just saying. ;)
BananerzFresh 12
Well it depends. Did he say "do you want to go to the movies?" or did he say "do you want to go out to the movie with?" One meaning he wants to hang the other meaning he is asking you out.
kittycat2007 18
that is a you deserve it hun. always bring money with you. if for nothing else than emergancy cash for a taxi. this is a golden rule of dating.
kittycat2007 18
This is a you deserve it. You should always bring money, even if its just emergancy money for a taxi. This is a golden rule of dating.
elrcastor 8
you know what is said about assume "an ass of you and me"
Tidus0 17
Normally if someone invites you on a date they would pay (at least for the ticket) but I would have brought my money just in case. Sucks to be you.
sambo9 8
At least OFFER to pay. Geeze
kallemyster 6
Please go, it's not dinner, it's a movie. Why are women stingy, buy your own ticket.
smooks93 8
I'm sorry that sucks but YDI. Whenever I go out with my boyfriend I always take my wallet even though I know for a fact he always pays, because I don't want him to notice and assume that he always has to pay