Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
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Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
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amillionbucks 5
Never, ever, assume
HKCgrimmjow 15
Contrary to popular belief it's ignorant to be so confident in this "rule" that you don't bring your own money, I believe it was totally deserved in this case. This doesn't mean I don't believe the guy should pay though so don't get confused.
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Comments (207)
SayPeanuts 29
You totally deserve it. It's the 21st century, don't expect men to pay for everything. And it's foolish to leave all your money at home incase of an emergency.
maz95 17
That really sucks but next time you should be more prepared.
bach2121 13
No second date for him!
charvisioku 22
I highly doubt he wants one after that kind of spoilt behaviour.
mollysticks 10
I always have money on me just in case of an emergency.
sasha_kay 4
Stupid to assume, even if I'm on a date I always offer to pay.
kyle_27 6
I like when a woman does that.It shows respect and insight on her part. :)
boots73 2
Plus, you just don't leave home without money, unless of course you have none. But seriously, to just assume he's going to pay is wrong. Things aren't like they used to be.
nismo_r2 5
Can you take me out then ? I'll drive lol
trudybable 2
shouldnt assume
zombieslayer83 19
YDI if you just assumed it was a "date" because he asked you to go see a movie. Now if he said it was a date, then yeah he should've paid.
rivaraven 35
Every time you go on a date you should bring your own money. I always took my wallet with me, when my now boyfriend of two years asked me out, before we moved together. Now we just kinda go.. but still I bring my wallet. ID is there and everything. Come on. You need these kind of stuff.
lucianaamelia 21
Shouldn't have assumed :) can't expect him to pay for you just because it's a date
loveashlley 6
My biggest fear realized.
ICastillo 24
My biggest fear is giant spiders or scorpions ...imagine that. Or giant scorpiders...
yourmurderscenex 13
thanks 53! I'm pretty sure I will be having nightmares.
ICastillo 24
Hey you can't steal my fears #56... Get your own fears. How about giant flying spiders that can be yours....
poccocurantes 7
43. - you are sooo lucky. Mine is being on stage naked in front of my high school algebra class and forgetting my lines. Of course yours is more likely to happen.
ICastillo 24
#88 what about giant scorpiders?? That's possible too...