Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
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Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, I got my hair done, eyebrows waxed, and a new expensive dress to impress my boyfriend. When I got home I asked him if he noticed anything different about me. He looked at me for one minute before asking, "Did you finally start using Proactive?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
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AliSama 17
that was mean. women get facial hair, it is life. If I had a gf and if she had it. i would not care, unless it bothered her. I would compliment her on her haircut. i would be looking into her eyes anyhow and not notice much^_-
squelette_fml 0
actually, females probably shouldn't shave their facial hair cuz they'd get stubble...wax is good
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sillypun 0
I think its more rude to have a mustache and expect your boyfriend to put up with it than it is to congratulate you when you finally get rid of that beast. This should go both ways though -- in a relationship your personal grooming habits should be adjusted to suit your mate. dude likes it hairy? keep that nasty bush. Dude wants it clean? wax that shit. Guys, if you are tired of your girlfriend stopping ******** to pull hair out of their teeth, I would advise you take care of it. I personally don't like any hair surrounding the labia because it feels like I am ******* a velcro slot. Not cool, ladies.
Jimmy_fml 0
ali is just a computer kid XD or some sort of nerd. I read a study on a few sites that show nerds become better lovers and longer lifetime partners so, I ain't gonna hate on him :P At least he waited to say it after you got it done. :]
meeeh_fml 0
you asked!
tifferneelee 0
what did you expect?
Spitfire_fml 0
That's mean but hey, obviously he didn't really mind since he's still with you.
Rodgpodge 0
Alisama I know the rude and immature comments don't bother you, you have a lot more figured out that 90% of the people here. But I completely support your outlook and attitude. Thats the right way to view women.
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
Well you did get rid of your moustache. What's the problem?
kellster 2
Wow, that's so tactless! What an ass! We have so much more body maintenance to do than they do, and yet they just think they can say whateeeever they want. Love it. Alisama: you sound like a sweetheart. Good for you for being a decent guy!
cadenernest 0
AliSama, you're a good guy. I'm impressed that you included #2 in your thanks in the second comment you made. To the poster, thankfully I am blonde, because otherwise I would have one of those pre-teen dirty 'staches. I shave it occassionally when I can see the lower outline, and I hope that others don't. Keep in mind that your bf will notice things that other people don't. I mean, I started noticing little things about the ex's face (like that he had red patches of hair in amongst the brown of his beard) that I didn't notice when we were just friends.
cadenernest 0
p.s, I would never do any of the guys here that posted in contest with AliSama. From what I've read since, you're all quite immature and I doubt you know much about gettin a chick off in bed. He's merely being respectful, and considerate of a woman's needs, both of which are necessary in the bedroom. Thus, you all fail.