Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, I got my hair done, eyebrows waxed, and a new expensive dress to impress my boyfriend. When I got home I asked him if he noticed anything different about me. He looked at me for one minute before asking, "Did you finally start using Proactive?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
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Top comments
AliSama 17
that was mean. women get facial hair, it is life. If I had a gf and if she had it. i would not care, unless it bothered her. I would compliment her on her haircut. i would be looking into her eyes anyhow and not notice much^_-
squelette_fml 0
actually, females probably shouldn't shave their facial hair cuz they'd get stubble...wax is good
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Comments (97)
baden18830 5
guy goes down on girl, gotta go thru the jungle. girl goes down on guy, as long as it's moderately trimmed and he is bigger than an inch or two, they have plenty to work with with no hair up their nose XD
RayMo_fml 1
#102 maybe you'll respect yourself first? as in change the pic.
Averytom 0
Chicks dont realize that that ***** noticeable lol
iceliebedich 7
My bf is like that ^.^
ToLegitToQuitBFK 0
Whoever voted you diserved it is a douche
afulks78 11
Haha.
xx10hope 2
Any descent girl would appreciate what number 1 said actually.
xx10hope 2
I dont see how any of you guys saying stuff bout AliSama even got girlfriends. The only girls i know that wouldnt appreciate being respected are trashy ones
chris3113 7
at least he noticed...??
prego_05112012 10
Wow why is everyone on here being such dicks to Alisama?? He's just a nice guy trying to say how he feels about subjects and everyone is saying shit about him. Grow up people you sound like you're in ******* high school. Stop being assholes.