Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, I got my hair done, eyebrows waxed, and a new expensive dress to impress my boyfriend. When I got home I asked him if he noticed anything different about me. He looked at me for one minute before asking, "Did you finally start using Proactive?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
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Top comments
AliSama 17
that was mean. women get facial hair, it is life. If I had a gf and if she had it. i would not care, unless it bothered her. I would compliment her on her haircut. i would be looking into her eyes anyhow and not notice much^_-
squelette_fml 0
actually, females probably shouldn't shave their facial hair cuz they'd get stubble...wax is good
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Comments (97)
xaphon 0
if he noticed you had a mustache and still became your boyfriend id say you found yourself a rather rare find
allie2590 31
Aw, I'm sure he was kidding. Don't take him seriously. But at the same time, he shouldn't have said that.
Dorque 0
At least he noticed. :) And even more, at least he wasn't disappointed!
deadpoetic333 0
omg, can someone talk to my girlfriend and tell her she needs to get her upper lip waxed? But yeah I wouldn't be as shallow as the guy in this 'FML'. My baby girl has some upper lip hair, but after 6 months of being together I've kept my mouth shut about it. Just like she keeps her mouth shut about my acne haha.
BBkid 0
At least he's happy for u
BBkid 0
#6 FTW u told them!!! u win the best comment of all time award (no-joke) that is hilarious
123sploosh 0
your screenname is stupid. no one cares about you or your sad, sad opinions
viaco12 0
Well you did get rid of it...
ayylash 0
hahaha sucks!!
iandevaan 0
like sploosh is so much better...u dick