Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
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Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, I got my hair done, eyebrows waxed, and a new expensive dress to impress my boyfriend. When I got home I asked him if he noticed anything different about me. He looked at me for one minute before asking, "Did you finally start using Proactive?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
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AliSama 17
that was mean. women get facial hair, it is life. If I had a gf and if she had it. i would not care, unless it bothered her. I would compliment her on her haircut. i would be looking into her eyes anyhow and not notice much^_-
squelette_fml 0
actually, females probably shouldn't shave their facial hair cuz they'd get stubble...wax is good
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Comments (97)
Amkii 0
Haha your boyfriend sounds like a jerk! Honest, but a jerk. We all get facial hair... he needs to chill. But maybe next time get rid of it before it gets to 'mustache' level. lol All the guys are picking on AliSama because he's a nice guy, and every woman who read his comment said, "Aww," and wanted him as her boyfriend! I know I would; he sounds like a sweetheart. =)
Vball6 19
Lol, exactly what I was thinking!
Chey9777 0
I'm with ya!!
Diabeetus 0
Amkii you're a liar, guys like AliSama get friendzoned while guys who get girls say stuff like "I'm glad you shaved your mustache."
Shots_HK 0
Alternatively, they send this FML link to others as a "hint".
T1A2Z3 35
Nice guys are actually appriciated by some girls. We aren't all shallow bitches...
taraaa_fml 4
yikes, ahaha that's pretty funny but i mean if it's noticeable enough for a guy to have noticed it you should've taken care of it waaaaaaay before.
Capybara 0
Well said, #28.
AliSama 17
#28 i was engaged till i found out she was a liar and wanted to use and steal from me and my family. If i wanted it to be just for looks, i would have stayed with her. She was very very pretty. It didn't stop me from dumping her. Better single then screwed over financially and emotionally. being single is not being gay. sorry. logical fallacy.
CallHerAlaska17 0
All these guys are being jerks, but the writer of this FML should know that her boyfriend didn't mean this to be mean. Your "moustache" probably didn't really bother him in the first place. He probably just said that because he had noticed that you had hair there and thought it was odd. Guys are brainwashed by the media to think that all girls should be hairless and perfect. I'm sure your boyfriend thinks you're beautiful.
greenfairy_fml 0
AliSama, #28 was being sarcastic... and OP, he was being tactless, but guys don't really know how to word things, so I wouldn't really take offense to it.
yoursavinggrace 0
Unfortunately, it's true that the nicest guys turn into assholes after dating. And girls complain about it, but it's really all our fault. Guys say things like "I see you got rid of your mustache"- That's just outright mean. But girls, we go behind people's backs and turn all their friends against them and manipulate their lives untl they're completely ruined. Honestly, guys are just assholes out of defense, seeing as the larger percentage of girls can be really bitchy. That's why guys turn into playas, they finally learn the girls' game and get revenge. Any girl complaining about guys being assholes should really make sure that she's not one herself. AliSama, don't listen to all those guys who are demeaning you because you're actually a decent person. They may claim that you get "friendzoned", but you will find someone out there who's perfect for you..while they're all stuck with their "hot" bitchy girlfriends who try to manipulate their lives. Don't worry, you win.
Ashleexx 0
your nice , well saiid ayee (:
AliSama 17
#34 thanks. ironically that is what my ex did to me. started speaking behind me to my family and people i knew. I feel sorry for her. Someone who backlashes at a person who just told people we never got along. People can be cruel and evil. it doesn't mean i should become that way. Life has been a ride of pain, but it made me a stronger person. #35 With time, anything is possible. I would rather be single then ruing my life and someone else's due to a rash decision based on hormones. thank you for the encouragement and the compliment_^-
necomni 0
lol, all the dudes ragging on AliSama are just pissed because they're too busy trying to pick up hot chicks instead of genuine ones. Ali, man, acting like a jerk unfortunately happens to many dudes after they start dating their bitchy-but-hot girlfriends. Ignore these pricks, and the time will come when you find some great girl of your own because you know what to look for in a girl. Of course, this is coming from someone who's single -- and happy. I've been asked out plenty but found it better to remain single than go out with someone who's ****** up, y'know?