By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 23:08 - United States

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Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while and realized that I can lift way more with my left hand than with my right even though I am right handed. I also realized that I jack off with my left hand. FML
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Nyxen 0

That's pretty impressive really. Maybe you should switch it up from time to time, and then you'd be able to do serious lifting with both arms.

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wollzilla 0

hahah same. i lose arm wrestling when i use my right hand, but whenever i use my left, i own.

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zander09 0

I think this is true for a lot of people. I mean, you can look at my forearms and see the difference.

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lifesagamble 0

You're ambidextrous. Either that or you're really a left-handed person but your parents taught you to use your right hand and you grew up getting used to being right-handed.

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ELFENMAGICLOLZ 0

Actually, that isn't unusual at all. Many right-handers (myself included) are stronger in their left arms. Dexterity does not equal strength. Also, FYL for being dumb enough to believe masturbating builds muscle.

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smiley_chik17 0

ok so switch to the right hand for a while, then after that alternate :)

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Tehalon 0

Same here, i'm right handed, use my right hand and arm for almost everything but my left arm is stronger (don't wank with it though :P). Could be because i have less feeling in my left arm so i don't feel the 'burn' so much when lifting.

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RitzyHoke 0

If so, what's the point of lifting weights anyway >.>

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Scheisse11 0

So what? You found out you're ambidextrous.

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