By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 23:08 - United States

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Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while and realized that I can lift way more with my left hand than with my right even though I am right handed. I also realized that I jack off with my left hand. FML
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Nyxen 0

That's pretty impressive really. Maybe you should switch it up from time to time, and then you'd be able to do serious lifting with both arms.

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wollzilla 0

hahah same. i lose arm wrestling when i use my right hand, but whenever i use my left, i own.

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92689 0

And why **** your life? I'm confused...

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ummhey 0

#52 ummm wat do you do then?? and i think jacking off can build up muscle...not a lot but some and its not a bad fml its just amusing

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happygirl_fml 0

@19... hahaha i love you bc i can't tell if ur serious or not but either way that was hilarious

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Victoria2103 0

Umm... what's FML about this? This is stupid and I can't believe they posted this one.

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brkn_hearted 0

hehe, same here, but still not sure how this is an FML...

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thelonelylurker 0

Maybe try jacking off with your right hand now.

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SPQR_fml 0

Because this isn't an FML, I'm giving you a YDI.

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lolPayal17 0

lol. #16. You're pretty weird.

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genki008 0

like 73 said. perhaps a YDI, but definitely a TMI #64 haaha

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