By Wino - 05/12/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store to stock up on booze for the weekend. After the cashier commented on the size my purchase, I claimed to be hosting a dinner party tonight. I'm not. FML
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lol you drink so much you had to lie to a cashier!

cerebellum_fml 0

PARTY AT HER HOUSE

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lol you drink so much you had to lie to a cashier!

Ain't it great being Irish?

Forget the fact they bought booze from a grocery store.. what?

Oh, an alcoholic self-mock.

sounds like you took this from Henry Poole Is Here

good job being a drunk fuck.

you don even know that. quit being a prejudiced bastard.

pinto502 0

I agree with you wheatie

haha wow. first time Ive ever heard this. you my friend, FAIL!

Antivirus_fml 0

Get a life! Thats all i have to say.

cerebellum_fml 0

PARTY AT HER HOUSE

Asstazztic 8

lol

Haha, invite me over?? I don't see the problem here, the cashier was probably just a stuck-up bitch.

#9 he's ashamed himself by how much he drinks.