FML : Today, I went to the grocery store to stock up on booze for the weekend. After the cashier commented on the size my purchase, I claimed to be hosting a...

Today, I went to the grocery store to stock up on booze for the weekend. After the cashier commented on the size my purchase, I claimed to be hosting a dinner party tonight. I'm not. FML

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You deserved it

By Wino - / Saturday 5 December 2009 04:08 / United States

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By musicislife1995_fml | 0

#705722 - Saturday 5 December 2009 9:27

lol you drink so much you had to lie to a cashier!

By cerebellum_fml | 0

#705760 - Saturday 5 December 2009 9:50

PARTY AT HER HOUSE

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By musicislife1995_fml | 0

#705722 - Saturday 5 December 2009 9:27

lol you drink so much you had to lie to a cashier!

JCHammer | 5

#2014372 - Thursday 27 January 2011 21:44

Ain't it great being Irish?

tormcn | 26

#6254759 - Tuesday 7 April 2015 6:12

Forget the fact they bought booze from a grocery store.. what?

By cynima | 0

#705723 - Saturday 5 December 2009 9:27

Oh, an alcoholic self-mock.

By okadaj | 0

#705731 - Saturday 5 December 2009 9:31

sounds like you took this from Henry Poole Is Here

By COBRAMORPH | 0

#705752 - Saturday 5 December 2009 9:46

good job being a drunk fuck.

wheatie | 0

#902685 - Monday 1 March 2010 4:36

you don even know that. quit being a prejudiced bastard.

pinto502 | 0

#1291112 - Monday 23 August 2010 19:29

I agree with you wheatie

By DeJahVu | 0

#705755 - Saturday 5 December 2009 9:47

haha wow. first time Ive ever heard this. you my friend, FAIL!

By Antivirus_fml | 0

#705759 - Saturday 5 December 2009 9:49

Get a life! Thats all i have to say.

By cerebellum_fml | 0

#705760 - Saturday 5 December 2009 9:50

PARTY AT HER HOUSE

By Asstazztic | 8

#705763 - Saturday 5 December 2009 9:51

lol

By leandra12 | 0

#705772 - Saturday 5 December 2009 10:01

Haha, invite me over?? I don't see the problem here, the cashier was probably just a stuck-up bitch.

By musicislife1995_fml | 0

#705777 - Saturday 5 December 2009 10:08

#9 he's ashamed himself by how much he drinks.

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