Today, I went to the grocery store to stock up on booze for the weekend. After the cashier commented on the size my purchase, I claimed to be hosting a dinner party tonight. I'm not. FML
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musicislife1995_fml
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lol you drink so much you had to lie to a cashier!
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cerebellum_fml
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PARTY AT HER HOUSE
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musicislife1995_fml
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lol you drink so much you had to lie to a cashier!
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JCHammer
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Ain't it great being Irish?
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tormcn
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Forget the fact they bought booze from a grocery store.. what?
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cynima
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Oh, an alcoholic self-mock.
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okadaj
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sounds like you took this from Henry Poole Is Here
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COBRAMORPH
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good job being a drunk fuck.
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wheatie
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you don even know that. quit being a prejudiced bastard.
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pinto502
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I agree with you wheatie
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DeJahVu
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haha wow. first time Ive ever heard this. you my friend, FAIL!
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Antivirus_fml
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Get a life! Thats all i have to say.
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cerebellum_fml
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PARTY AT HER HOUSE
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Asstazztic
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lol
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leandra12
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Haha, invite me over?? I don't see the problem here, the cashier was probably just a stuck-up bitch.
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musicislife1995_fml
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#9 he's ashamed himself by how much he drinks.