Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML
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Top comments
Shadowvoid 33
Well, i hope you are ok, this news is just heart breaking.
MDM15 5
Well at least you were at the best possible place to have a broken nose in
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Comments (63)
etoilenuit 15
Sucks you hurt yourself, but if you passed out then it's good you went to the emergency room!
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
At least a broken nose isn't too life threatening. And you were in the right place to pass out. Speedy care!
mercsl65 7
should have stayed home.
NICKandCARLY 0
Well that blows weiner hole!
Domitan 1
So.... What was wrong with you? Fml, I didnt have a heart attack. Instead, I broke my nose.
trmntr 4
Interesting. I'd always understood that when people pass out they tend to fall backwards, due to the way the knees bend.
Dilwann 27
It would make sense if OP was sitting down.
HeartOfLead 24
OP: "Gosh! Why does it take so long in a hospital?" Nurse: Next up, number 99. *reads his ticket* "number 98" OP: *facepalms the floor*
poptartguy1102 1
Supra ventricular tachacardia
fantasyworld 39
I'm sorry OP, hope you're ok.