Today, I went to the bowling alley. I have short, stubby fingers,...

By weldingmachine217 - 16/11/2015 21:47 - United States - Blanchard

Today, I went to the bowling alley. I have short, stubby fingers, and as I looked for a bowling ball that would fit my hand properly, an old man watched me searching, and approached asking, "Is that how you are with women? Fingering them, tossing them in the gutter, and looking for another?" FML

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By jollyme | 19

#6463494 - Tuesday 17 November 2015 9:34

He sounds awesome

By HarshD9619 | 34

#6463489 - Tuesday 17 November 2015 9:33

Old people are awesome

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By HarshD9619 | 34

#6463489 - Tuesday 17 November 2015 9:33

Old people are awesome

By jollyme | 19

#6463494 - Tuesday 17 November 2015 9:34

He sounds awesome

By jollyme | 19

#6463497 - Tuesday 17 November 2015 9:35

My grandfather once asked when I'm getting married because I'm starting to "look like an old cow" I'm 22. Gotta love old people

gamermonster | 34

#6463649 - Tuesday 17 November 2015 16:31

Not to be a creep or anything, but you look nice. (Don't worry, i'm not even 15 yet :p )

higgysaurus | 18

#6463860 - Wednesday 18 November 2015 0:12

when you have to say "not to be a creep or anything", its prolly just best to not say anything at all

0to100rq | 6

#6463870 - Wednesday 18 November 2015 0:27

Totally being a creep and everything, but I'd milk you. (Don't worry, I'm not even close to 15 anymore :p )

xTommytheGUNx | 15

#6464701 - Thursday 19 November 2015 1:48

i like you #53

By kalibos666 | 13

#6463498 - Tuesday 17 November 2015 9:35

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Tripartita | 44

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DoomSkuller | 28

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#6463858 - Tuesday 17 November 2015 23:59

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#6463909 - Wednesday 18 November 2015 1:14

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Adeptus_Astartes | 22

#6464109 - Wednesday 18 November 2015 6:32

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itsalanis | 24

#6464399 - Wednesday 18 November 2015 18:48

Essay

By imStoneCold | 7

#6463505 - Tuesday 17 November 2015 9:48

Well, at least yours fingers don't look like prunes.

By WinterChild | 20

#6463509 - Tuesday 17 November 2015 9:53

Love when old people just don't care anymore about what people think and say what they want. His life must be so amusing :)

8313girl | 28

#6464341 - Wednesday 18 November 2015 15:17

My dad does the same thing too but at least he says weird crazy stuff to people he knows. I think people get to a certain age where they have no filter and will say just about anything to unsuspecting people. I'll guess I'll lose my filter sooner or later. Here's to getting old! (Pass out whiskey shots!)