By weldingmachine217 - 16/11/2015 21:47 - United States - Blanchard

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Today, I went to the bowling alley. I have short, stubby fingers, and as I looked for a bowling ball that would fit my hand properly, an old man watched me searching, and approached asking, "Is that how you are with women? Fingering them, tossing them in the gutter, and looking for another?" FML
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jollyme 19
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He sounds awesome

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HarshD9619 34
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Old people are awesome

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HarshD9619 34
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Old people are awesome

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jollyme 19
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He sounds awesome

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jollyme 19
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My grandfather once asked when I'm getting married because I'm starting to "look like an old cow" I'm 22. Gotta love old people

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gamermonster 34
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Not to be a creep or anything, but you look nice. (Don't worry, i'm not even 15 yet :p )

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higgysaurus 18
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when you have to say "not to be a creep or anything", its prolly just best to not say anything at all

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0to100rq 6

Totally being a creep and everything, but I'd milk you. (Don't worry, I'm not even close to 15 anymore :p )

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xTommytheGUNx 15
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i like you #53

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kalibos666 13

Word

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Kaalschneid 21

Note

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TAntobella 14

Comma

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imStoneCold 7
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Well, at least yours fingers don't look like prunes.

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WinterChild 20
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Love when old people just don't care anymore about what people think and say what they want. His life must be so amusing :)

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8313girl 28

My dad does the same thing too but at least he says weird crazy stuff to people he knows. I think people get to a certain age where they have no filter and will say just about anything to unsuspecting people. I'll guess I'll lose my filter sooner or later. Here's to getting old! (Pass out whiskey shots!)

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bustyou 15
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Grand pa is that you ?

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taterrtots 25
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have some respect for those bowling ball holes!

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imStoneCold 7
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He's a keeper.

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gosh_mate 30
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Creepy grandpa strikes again haha

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